Hii can i have hcs of the hellsing fam reacting to Alucard and his gf making out everywhere??? Obviously on purpose 😂

myhellhole:

• Oh my god, they would all get so sick of y’all’s shit
• Everyone has gotten used to finding the two of you locked in a passionate kiss in the most random of places
• Walter finds you the most often, usually when he’s cleaning 
• “Is all of this really necessary?”
• “Can’t you last five minutes alone?”
• If Seras happens to find you two she normally just pretends she didn’t see 
• Sometimes she whistles to make it seem like she didn’t even notice 
• When Integra happens upon you, she always ruins the moment or just ignores it 
• She bought a squirt bottle for this very occasion 
• “Filthy vampire.”
• You don’t get a punishment because she blames it all on Alucard 
• “Leave the poor girl alone.”
• “But she tastes incredible.”
• “Down boy, down.” *squirt* 
• That doesn’t stop him though 
• He just takes you somewhere else and continues