Integra takes to carrying a newspaper with her so she can roll it up and smack Alucard with it whenever he jumps his S/O in public
tfw you have to scold your pet vampire because he decided to make out with his s/o in the middle of a company auction
Jokes aside I love this ask so much you’re absolutely right asjhgdfhf
Honesty. Truly. I will never not headcanon Alucard and his s/o being silly with eachother and also like Morticia and Gomez. Just 0 straight to 100 at the drop of a hat. 0 being goofy and 100 being romantic. I reached that auction scene in the movie and yeah. Just yeah. Hellsing holds an auction to get funding and that exact thing happens during it. “Your turn, my ecstasy”
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