So I play a cheesy but cute dating sim where you are a modern girl who gets worm-holed into the past. Imagine that but with Vladcard. You have to concede you’ve actually traveled through time/space. Vampires (and god knows what else) are real. Vlad the Impaler is now a vampire and evil?? He wants you in some romantic way???? After being inevitably captured you are bathed and put in fancy period-appropriate clothing. Everything is strange and confusing and what are the marriage customs?????