Gotta love thirsday. Alucard sneaking up in his so while they’re in the shower and teases the shit out of them so that way they crave him by the time they’re out of the shower!

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Evil laughter

• It gets too quiet at first
• You just have this FEELING of fuckery going on
• Starts off his antics by chuckling like an asshole
• “Enjoying yourself?”
• “Perhaps I can be of assistance~”
• “That’s not my name but you can call me what you like, I don’t mind~” (Stop screaming it’s just me)
• “I didn’t plan on making you scream yet, my dear..”
• “You don’t mind if I watch, do you?”
• His head alone just appears in the top corner
• He WANTS you to throw something, it’ll spur him on
• Hands you the soap before you realize he’s there: “Oh, than—AAAAAAA!!”
• Or his hands pressing against the shower curtain to hug you
• Trailing his hands up the back and down the front of your thighs with his gloves on
• Pat dat ass from under the rump just to make it bounce
• “You’re so tense; Let me help you ..relax~”
• Rubbing your lower spine up to your shoulders to get some knots out, slithering those fingers ever so sneakily round the front
• He’s not above using his more paranormal abilities to ‘enhance’ the mood
• It’s a hand it’s a FUCKIN hand coming out the drAIN
• He will crawl through the drain, phase through the wall, flicker the lights, etc, maybe a few too many hands coming out of the walls but you’re almost used to it by now
• He really just means it all in good fun
• Leaning his head riiiight into that part between your cheek and ear so that you’re off center and have to lean to him for balance
• Licks and bites your ears
• Him way more wet than you because he TOWERS, wet bangs covering his eyes but not his wide grin
• There will be times he’ll be more romantic but the old bean will leave you the more ‘playfully annoyed’ kind of hot and bothered sometimes
• The more romantic times meaning when he has your legs in his shoulders and your back against the tub wall huehuehue
• Holds his hand and a towel out like a gentleman after you exit the shower 5% fuming, wraps you up but not without his fingers roaming again
• “I can provide more enjoyable acts, if you wish”
• “I’d need to shower AGAIN, Alucard”
• “How tragic~” *winks*

Thank you for the ask!