More on that hyakuyas playing house au: mika and Yuu occasionally still
slip up on those old pet names,, ESPECIALLY now that they’re sharing a
dorm together (kind of??) Yuu says something simple like “can you get
the door babe? I think that’s Narumi.” “Sure, hun.” And Shinoa squad is
all like “????Have they always been this gay????? I feel like they’ve
gotten gayer recently like Boyfriends In Love to Married And In Love
kinda gayer”my friend,,,,,my Friend, thank you, i absolutely love Sanguinem era mikayuu! Although i like to think that humanity perished early enough in the Hyakuyas’ lives that they have no concept of what a wife/husband should do in a marriage lmao (begone, heteronormativity!). instead, consider them classifying other couples by who is the “Mika” and who is the “Yuu” of the relationship:
Fumie: Akane!! if you and that girl you like get married someday, who will be the Mika and who will be the Yuu?
Taichi, scoffing: that’s a dumb question! of course Akane will be the Mika, she’s too calm and organized to be Yuu!
Mika, blinking slowly: ……..pardon
now, consider: this trend comes back when they’re older, except now they’re labelling their friends’ relationships as who’s the Mika and who’s the Yuu
Yuu, squinting: listen…….Shinoa……is…..totally the Yuu of the relationship
Mika: you’re literally just saying that because Mitsuba and I are both blond
Yuu: guilty as charged