Ron Weasley was actually just two meerkats in a trench-coat using google translate to communicate all along
*after being separated by Death Eaters*
This is Ronald
Back together
And we’re never going down at the hands of the likes of you because we’re so much better
And every part of us is saying gogurt hair
*cue sounds of two meerkats frantically trying to fix their phone*
It wasn’t ever explicitly mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey
Hey that’s comletely fucking ridiculous
meerkats are fucking tiny, there’s gotta be at least three
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