Thor: You remind me of the ocean
Loki,playfully: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Thor: Because you’re salty and you scare people
Loki,sad: Oh
~Later~
Me: You know, you remind me of the ocean.
Loki, sighing: Let me guess because I’m salty and scare people.
Me: What? No! Because you’re both wild and calm, dangerous and beautiful! Also deep and mysterious!
Loki,tearing up: Oh!