themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy:
- He had noticed one day that your legs were sMOOTH???
- “Babe… where’d the hair go?”
- “I got them waxed the other day”
- “How does that even work?”
- “They put hot wax on your hair, press a sticker onto it, and rip your hair out of your skin”
- :)))))))))
- “That sounds like it hurts”
- “Nah not at all! Wanna get yours waxed tomorrow? I’ll go with you!”
- He could tell you were lying but he hadn’t been able to actually attend any dates with you in the past like two weeks and he felt bad
- “Fine, but only because I miss you”
- The next day rolls around and he’s starting to regret missing you sm bc he does nOT want to get his legs waxed
- “What if I need the hair?”
- “For what? Winter? You’ll be fine”
- “But what if I miss my hairs?”
- “Your hairs? Plural? You have names for them or something?”
- “This one is Paul, this one is Stacey, that’s Margaret, there’s Carl over there”
- He started picking individual hairs up and naming them smh
- “Paul, Stacey, Margaret and Carl will be okay without you, I promise. It’s time for you to let them go”
- He sniffles and wipes away a pretend tear omg
- Y’all finally get to the salon
- And they sit him down
- You talked to them in private and told them that this is his first time and that he’s gonna need to hold your hand at first
- So everyone gets ready and they put some wax on his leg and he’s just watching tbh he doesn’t even know what’s coming
- The lady presses it into his leg and the yANKS IT OFF AS HARD AS SHE CAN
- “MOTHER OF CHRIST-”
- He looks at you like you’ve just killed his newborn baby
- “Why’d you make me do this”
- “I didn’t! You missed me, remember?”
- “I hate when you’re right”
- “I love it”
- He grabs your hand for the second time
- He squeezes your fingers together so hard that they almost break off
- Keep in mind this boi is extra stronggggg
- He just takes really big deep breaths and exaggerated all movements
- Once his first leg is done
- They move to the second one
- And he’s forgotten the level of pain already
- So when they start fresh with a while new leg
- He almost cries
- “I wanna go home ffs!”
- The lady is almost dead tbh she’s having a hard time not laughing out loud :’)
- poor bby
- Once everything is done
- You take him home and lay him on the couch
- And he complains about how raw his legs are
- That night he slips into the suit and when he tightens it he screams so loud??
- You get scared but then he’s like “They’re so raw!!!!!!!!!!”
- You’re halfway between laughing and crying whoops
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