forwhateveryouwant:

Jason [speaking through intercom]: this is Gun Wolf, Katana Baby, do you copy?

Damian: these codenames are idiotic and pointless

Dick: yeah next time I’m picking the names

Jason: no one wants to be referred to as a breakfast cereal, Escrima Twunk.

Dick: look i promise this time i won’t pick you as Cheerios!!

Tim: guys, shh. Bru- I mean, Bear Fists said we’re supposed to be waiting for instructions *quietly* we’ll miss something if we’re not-

Jason: spare us a lecture Bo Staff Twink

Damian: yes, no one wants to hear your rambling

Dick: hey don’t be mean! It’s okay, Ti- uh, Bo Staff Twink, you can say something if it’s interesting

Tim: interesting? Wow okay. Here’s something interesting, Wolf Gun did u know Escrima Twunk over here used your helmet as a bowl for his CoCo Puffs last week?

Jason: i kNEW IT

Dick: hey!! Twink! you promised you wouldn’t say anything!!

Jason: NO LUCKY CHARMS GONNA SAVE U NOW BITCH UR GETTING COOKIE CRUNCHED

Dick: wHY do you have so many puns prepared for this fight??

Jason: I’M GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST MOTHERFUCKER, REST IN REESES PIECES