My husband mentions the Au Where Ryuk Eats Ass Instead Of Apples every time we go out for drinks and I’ve never regretted something so much in my life.
Crunchity cronchy, Light, YOUR pair of APPLES is better than one!
OH MY GOD
For the past hour Discord has been in a Very heated discussion on whether or not Ryuk could definitely eat ass considering the ‘death gods can’t fuck’
“How To Use” XXXVI, the following rule is stated: “There are male and female gods of death, but it is neither permitted, nor possible for them to have sexual relations with humans. The gods of death also cannot have sex with each other. ”
There’s a war going on now, we still haven’t come to a concrete conclusion
I’m so honored that my questionable shitposts spawned a debate so… Beautiful.
So, we never actually came to a conclusion, there were 4 memes made just because people were pissed about us arguing about Ryuk eating ass, 2 people left discord, 3 of us are going with he actually CAN eat ass instead of apples since he’s just eating and not getting any sexual pleasure from it himself.
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