monstalove:

Little ways to test your fate

•Put on some burst bees pomegranate while thinking deeply about Persephone’s lips. Hades has a certain little club within the underworld waiting for you he’s the president of it so ~~~

•when you get into a fight with your moth s/o you simply turn off all the lights and they know better to be grumpy in the morning and talk through the problems with you despite the fact they never got home last night.

•finally telling your fey lover your true name (you don’t know it then but for whatever reason there is another fifty years added to your life for ‘no reason’…. Good thing you don’t know how they did it for you )

•defy death…….make out with a yautja, kiss their specs that line their skin and suddenly your life will not be anywhere near danger as they start demolishing the hordes of others who wish to tear you apart.

• not expecting Thorc’s hug to be as suffocating as it truly is (tight hugs are nice tho sometimes soo backk offf)

•run with werewolves , kiss carnivorous plant monsters and fall in love with old almost forgotten fire gods who sing your name always through every lit flame.