THIS!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SEE HIM DOING!!! He’s so into it too, just loving up on her, getting you all nice and hot whilst the pizza gets cold. It takes a good hour before he has his uniform back on, sweat still dripping from his forehead and his foot already out the door when he remembers that you still need to pay for the pizza, but before he can even tell you the door is slammed in his face.
To him, it’s kind of a win-win cuz he did his job, got some booty, and delivered the pizza in under 30 mins but then again he has to pay for the pizza out of pocket.