Ummm your recent Alma scenario made me think of something. Alma demanding Kanda help him impress y/n? “Yuu, help me get them to like like me” or something?
“Yu! You have to help me impress them!” Alma Karma demanded in a whiny tone, stopping his companion in his tracks by grabbing hold of the other man’s arm with both of his hands. Yu Kanda shot him an annoyed look.
“I couldn’t care any less,” he began, before another thought derailed his original line of thinking. “And anyways, how the Hell would I help anything? When have you ever seen me jumping at the chance to impress anybody?”
Alma jutted his bottom lip out and wrinkled his nose a bit, his eyebrows drawing together in a pout. His childhood friend was usually a man of few words, but when he did talk, he never had anything nice to say. A true friend would have responded with, sure, Alma, I’ll help in whatever way I can! He realized now that it was silly of him to think Kanda would help at all. Sometimes, he could be just so cruel.
“Why are you always such a jerk, Yu?” Alma huffed, avoiding Kanda’s question. Kanda raised his eyebrows and lifted his hands in exasperation.
“You are impossible, Alma. Just–I don’t know, be yourself, or something. That’s what Lenalee would say.”
“I know that she would say that,” he grumbled softly. “I already asked her to help.”
“I–what?” Kanda took a step back. “Then why the Hell are you bothering me about it?”
“Because I thought you would care about my future, you jerk,” Alma sniffed dramatically. Kanda just shook his head and stormed off. Alma glared at his retreating form until he was out of sight and huffed once more. It looked like he was going to have to follow Lenalee’s advice after all–he had no other options.
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