Drabble: 32. “This is why we don’t leave you two alone”
Pairing: Venom/Eddie Brock x Reader
Word Count: 504
Warnings: None
Genre: Humor
You couldn’t help the snicker that fell past your lips when you first saw Eddie sprayed against the living room wall. In the beginning, when you had first started seeing him, you would’ve thought that this bizarre behavior should’ve given him a one-way ticket into an insane asylum. But you soon figured out that the reasoning behind all of this was Venom, the alien symbiote, or parasite as Eddie often called him. So now, whenever you found Eddie in an oddly, almost compromising situation you most likely knew that the two had had an argument, or something of the sort.
“Oh, stop laughing and help me or something would you.” You watched with amusement in your eyes as Eddie barely managed to move his head to focus on you. His arms were spread out wide, glued to the wall of his apartment as his legs too were stuck against the wall. He tried his hardest to remove his right arm from the wall, but just as it was maybe half a foot away from the wall a thick, black liquid shot out from his arm and latched on to the wall again. “Come on, man! Just let up already— will you stop taking pictures and help me, y/n?!”
“This is why we don’t leave you two alone.” You let out a snort as you shoved your phone back into your pocket, a faint smirk forming on your lips as you stepped closer to the man stuck to the wall. “Come on, V, let him go already.”
Within seconds a long strand of the black, oil like substance crawled up Eddie’s back and appeared on his left shoulder. The substance begsnvto form what appeared to be a head, and soon, large, jagged teeth formed a sinister smile as two large white holes appeared in the middle of the goo. You placed your hands against your hips as the alien narrowed his eyes, a small snark coming from him. HE DESERVES THIS. came Venom’s reply, quickly followed by his slithering tongue darting out to run over his large teeth. HE DOES NOT LISTEN WELL.
“I’m literally right here, Venom!” Eddie let his head fall against the textured wall as he let out a sigh, and once again you snickered before patting his cheek affectionately. “Can you like.. bribe ‘em or something?”
“Sorry, babe,” You shook your head a bit after pressing against your toes to place a kiss against his cheek. Stuffing your hands into the pockets or your jacket, you shrugged before taking a step back to take one last look at the very amusing situation. “V could kill me if he wanted, though I know he won’t. Also, this is all very amusing.” To prove your point, you pulled your phone out once again to flash a quick photo of Eddie and his situation, to which the man groaned as he tried to free himself from the wall again. “Good luck getting out of this one.”