“Michael, behave, please?” You whisper, moving his wine glass a little closer to you.
Michael leans in closer so only you can hear, “Only if you sit on my face when we go home,” he laughs through his slurred words.
“Jesus,” you roll your eyes, blush creeping up your neck and looking around to make sure no one is aware of what he’s saying.
Michael kisses your cheek, “Nope, it’s Michael. And I’m going to take that as a yes” he says between sips of water.