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Creepypasta headcanon

Trying not to wake the pastas up:

Eyeless jack:

-Due to his sensitive hearing he can hear you shuffling around in the bed so he’ll definitely wake up from this but if he has his ear plugs in then he’ll continue to sleep blissfully completely unaware of you leaving, if you’re spooning him then you can easily leave the bed- all you have to do is untangle your limbs from his then peel your stomach off his back then you can just slide away

-However if he’s spooning you or if he’s just fallen asleep on top of you then it’ll be difficult to leave his embrace even if he has his ear plugs in, he may not be able to hear you as well but he can definitely sense the loss of body heat and the lingering feeling of your cold hands moving his body and limbs from around you, once he’s awoken he’ll yawn then secure his arms back around you and turn over with you so he can nuzzle and go back to sleep in the crook of your shoulder

Hoodie:

-He’s almost always up before you anyway so it’s not really a problem for either of you, but what makes you kinda jealous is that he can silently remove his limbs from around you without waking you up or even making a sound; if you’re a light sleeper then it’s still not a problem for hoodie, he’ll just uncoil his arms and legs from around you then stroll out of the bedroom

-However if you’re spooning him it’ll be difficult for him to actually remove himself from your iron hold without waking you up but he’s gotten smarter and he’s learnt that if he turns you over to spoon you instead then he can silently sink out of the room, but in the rare occasion you’ll be getting up before him then as soon as you move your first limb his eyes soon fling open to face you

Masky:

-If he’s spooning you you’re going to have a hard time trying to get out of bed as soon as you wake up before him; the reason he spoons you is so he can protect you so if you could get out easily that would defeat the whole purpose, it’s basically going to be you removing his limbs from your body every minute before pausing to see if he wakes up, half an hour later he’s woken up by the absence of your body heat just as your feet hit the ground so he’ll try to tug you back in bed

-If you’re spooning him then it’s slightly easier to get up without waking him up because all you have to do is untangle your limbs from his then slowly remove your body from his back, but you have to look out for him suddenly turning over and smothering you protectively underneath his body; you have to act fast when waking up before him otherwise you’ll be stuck there until he wakes up

Ticci toby:

-He doesn’t like to be disturbed when he’s sleeping so if he’s holding you and you try to get up which makes him wake up he’ll just blink at you tiredly then tighten his grip on you so you’ll stop trying to move, he immediately goes back to sleep after the interruption which means you can’t complain to him about wanting to get up, he’s just tired and wants to sleep in with you

-If you’re holding him in your arms instead then you’ll be able to get up without actually waking him up since all you have to do is slide out from underneath him or untangle your limbs from his then roll away, he usually hears you rolling out of the room but he’ll just go back to sleep since he’s too tired to try and catch you to spoon with