How would Shironeki, Kuroneki, Ayato,and Uta react to their s/o’s bff texting them (the s/o) just to cockblock

tres-bien-scenarios:

rip bff hahahah. Tbh id do the same if my bff was on a date. Also, sorry for the weird formating and all im on mobile and my HTML knowledge is only until a certain extent

SHIRONEKI

– Is probs a tad bit jealous at first
– Before he finds out your bff is texting you just to cockblock he would be okay with it
– But once he finds out, he’ll get slightly annoyed
– Asks you to put away your phone politely
– If you don’t he’ll take away your phone for the rest of the date/day/night

KURONEKI

– Like Shironeki he gets a bit jealous first plus he gets a lil pouty its so cute

– Is too shy to actually do anything though

– I mean. Do you really wanna do this to this poor boy? He doesnt deserve this????

– You probably don’t notice his discomfort at first but when you i hope you put your phone away

– You might give this boy a nervous breakdown though, like “why are they texting someone else?”, “am I not good enough?”, “I knew going on a date with them was too good to be true” dont do this to him

AYATO

– FIRST OF ALL. RIP YOUR PHONE

– highkey jealous and highkey grumpy

– He’ll steal you another phone later and stuff but goddamn it can you pat attention to him?! Its hard enough to get a day off at Aogiri and now you’re only look at your damn phone??!!!

– He doesn’t like your bff because STOP COCKBLOKING ME DAMMIT

UTA

– One reply. That’s all the warning you’re going to get

– He’ll confiscate your phone after one reply

– You’re gonna get pusnished for being so naughty. Tsk tsk

– Maybe you’ll think twice about looking at your phone the next time you go out on a date with him