just-castlevania-imagines:

S/O Tells Men they’re not good in bed cause they’re mad.

I just thought of this and was like. Yes

Trevor Belmont

• You were arguing about nothing important and started throwing personal jabs
• So you just said it
• And he stood there for a second, nodding slowly
• “Okay. So the truth comes out. First off, I never claimed to be”
• He rambles together some bullshit and you begin to feel bad about your remark when he goes into self doubt
• You hug the fluffy drunk and apologize
• “… wait so I’m not bad in the sheets right? I’m just making sure…”

Alucard

• He knew it was out of anger, why say that Mid argument ?
• So he smiled
• “So your plan is to blatantly lie to my face?”
• He laughs, kind of pissing you off
• “As I recall, you’re usually the one lusting after me. If I’m really that bad why do you kee coming back?”
• You had no retort for that. He sighed shrugging and walking off
• “Oh well, I suppose I’ll have to go find another lover and get a second opinion-“
• Joke or not, Another argument begins

Issac

• He respond quickly with a scoff
• “Always worried about trivial things like mating. Quite typical of humans that only think of hedonism.”
• He scolds you harshly for thinking that this sufficed as an arguement
• You actually kind of feel bad
• When he’s done and you apologize… he smirks
• “It’s alright. I know you didn’t mean it. Considering everything I’ve made you scream countless nights, I knew it was a lie.”

Hector

• “N-No!” He said, blushing deeply “I’m not! I’m….. average!?”
• Now he’s doubting himself cause he doesn’t even know
• He’s trying to think of something that would prove his case
• Now he thinks you’re right and he sighs
• “I… didn’t realize I was that bad at this.”
• He takes it kind of hard you decide to tell him you didn’t mean it and you were just made
• He’s relieved as fuck
• for a second there we was afraid you were gonna leave him for someone a little better

Vlad Dracula Tepes

• “Mhm sure.” He was so unconvinced by your outburst
• You tried to stand your ground but he wasn’t having it
• “Dear, tell me, what’s my name?”
• “… Vlad?”
• “Hmm funny, it doesn’t have the same ring to it as it did when you were screaming it last night.”
• Doesn’t buy your shit for one second

GodBrand

• He believes you but doesn’t give a damn
• “Well, you’re not exactly a sex goddess yourself, so when you get two people in a bed who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing you’re only gonna have about average sex!”
• You both continued this back and forth insulting one another sexual prowess
• After a couple minutes of that he just pushes over the nearest furniture
• Some how that arguement got him frustratingly turned on
• “You. Me. Let’s find a bed or a mostly empty hallway, now!”

-Mod Alucard