worthyironman:

Steve Extra™

Rogers 

• runs through walls and tears down whole buildings instead of wasting time to open a door
• punches computers when they say things he doesn’t like 
• jumps out of airplanes without parachutes to be a show off
• is always Down to Die™

• squeezes himself and his two best friends into a fucking vw bug
• had peggy carter, one of the loves of his life, one of the founders of SHIELD, a gift to the world, on her death bed say “you’re always so dramatic”
• back flips off of insanely high heights and hopes for the best
• removes avengers label from uniform to be petty