Hi! can i get some relationship headcanons for Deidara with a fem s!o sfw and nsfw? Thank you!

waifuuwrites:

Yesss. I miss Naruto so much. Naruto and Bleach were my entire childhood. Anyways, here you go! 👅

Anime: Naruto Shippuden

Warnings: NSFW

SFW relationship Headcanons

• Deidara is a really annoying and stubborn partner. I’m just throwing that out there right now.
• If he dates you, you’d have to put up with his love for his “art” and he won’t hesitate to drop you if you don’t appreciate it. He’s really conceited with that stuff.
• He will often make you sculptures as a gift.say it’s your birthday or anniversary, he will still get you flowers and chocolates along with something else you like, but expect to have one of his little creations.
• He can be really stubborn at times but he’s not a complete lazy asshole. He actually enjoys helping with household chores like doing the dishes.
• He isn’t a fan of pets, so he wouldn’t really want any. But if his s/o wanted some, he’d be willing to comply.

NSFW Relationship Headcanons

• He has 3 tongues. Guess what he’ll use them on? 😉
• While he’s fucking you, he’ll make sure to have one hand pressed to your clit so that the tongue can “eat you out” while he thrusts into you. Hey, it’s like a threesome but without the other person.
• Bringing me to my next point, deidara is no cuck and he isn’t about sharing you. But why would you need others to fuck you when you have him? THAT TONGUE IS MAGIC OK.
• Closet kinky. He’s got some really odd kinks like bondage, blindfolding, choking. While those aren’t really odd he also doesn’t mind them being done to him.
• He’s definitley a switch, honestly he leans more towards a power bottom.
• He likes putting a belt around your neck and pulling you towards him for a kiss while you ride him.
• He loves using his hand-tongues to suck on your nipples.