Hello! I saw requests were open, So… Umm… May I request you write a romantic fluffy Mettaton x Reader? I can’t help but love that flamboyant calculator.

yougainedlove:

fLAMBOYANT CALCULATOR I’M STEALING THAT

Anyways!! Have some drama and maybe a little suggestiveness and bloodshed as a side for your romance and fluff! 😀

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You’re
always hesitant to lay on top of Mettaton’s more… boxy form. Even
though you know he’s strong – not indestructible, but you’re
definitely not going to hurt him accidentally – in either body,
it’s just difficult to know exactly how to cuddle with him like
this. He’s pretty much just a calculator with arms. There’s no
lap for you to sit on, no legs to wrap your own leg around, no mouth
to make out with.

Still,
he’s just as comfortable like this as he is in his EX form, and it
won’t be forever. It’s not really a big deal. So you sit snuggled
up to him as much as you can be, leaning your head against one of his
corners, watching a segment of a show that involves Napstablook. (You
would think his favorite parts of his own shows would be… any part
that features him. Nope. His favorite bits are the ones that feature
his cousin. It’s really sweet.)

“You’re
being awfully quiet, darling,” Mettaton hums, rubbing one hand over
your shoulder. They feel just like his fingers on his other body. It
feels really nice. “And you haven’t even tried to smooch me once!
Is something the matter?”

Oops.
Looks like he’s caught on. That’s only to be expected; he’s
certainly no airhead. “Sorry, babe.” It comes out as more of a
sigh than you wanted it to. It’s not like you’re upset about
this. You love him, his personality, his kindness and
dramatics and energy – not his body. You’re not that shallow.
You’re almost 100% sure you’d love him even if he didn’t have a
body, if he was still incorporeal. If he was see-through and you
could stick your hand right through him. This is just… an
adjustment from his other form. “I just… don’t really know
where to smooch.”

He
makes a few beeping noises that are followed by a chuckle, as well as
his screen glowing pink in a few places. Hopefully that wasn’t an
offensive comment. “Oh, my. Is that really it? You just can’t
decide? I don’t blame you. Every single part of me is perfectly
kissable.” A finger from his other hand taps against his screen,
and some of the tiles light up to form a heart. “But, why don’t
you try my face?”

“… Because
it’s not really a face?” Although you laugh when you say it,
you’re fairly certain he can guess that there’s something genuine
behind your statement. It’s small, but it’s there. Immediately
after you say it, however, you feel embarrassed and hide your face in
your hands. “Oh, my God, I’m so sorry. I swear I didn’t
mean that the way it sounded.”

His
hands gently pry yours away from your face, and then his fingers wrap
around your own. “Oh, sweetheart.” That tone is so familiar. So
comforting. It’s the same one he speaks in whenever he gives you
that soft, patient smile of his. The same one he speaks in when he’s
holding you close and encouraging you to talk about something that’s
bothering you. The same one he speaks in whenever he’s trying to
calm down Napstablook after a bad day. You know the only reason he’s
being so careful and accepting with you is because he knows you well.
If someone who he barely knew said something like that to him, they’d
be getting a look so angry it would make them wish he’d
smacked them. “Do you not like this body?”

“It’s
not that I don’t like it,” you answer. Your voice is a lot
quieter than it was a moment ago. “You’re – I love you.
I don’t just like you because of your EX body. It’s just…
different, you know? You’re in your other body a lot. Most of the
time. So when it’s down for repairs and you’re in this one… I
don’t know. I guess I’m just not as used to this one as I am to
your other one. If it’s any consolation,” you joke weakly, “I’m
not exactly used to when you don’t have a corporeal body,
either. I like all your forms, it’s just… different.”

You
lean into his touch and run your finger down his side. “You just
don’t look like I’m used to you looking. That’s all. It’s not
a bad thing, and I don’t not like this form. I love you no matter
how you look. I’d love you even if you didn’t have a body at all.
I just… miss everything I can do with your other body, I guess.”
A sigh leaves you before you lean down and press a kiss to his
screen. It makes all the tiles on his screen flash pink, and that
makes you smile. “You like showing me how much you love me with
that body, right? And I’m the same way. It’s harder for me to
express my love with this form… just because… I’m used to being
able to do stuff like… kiss your lips, or run my fingers through
your hair, or, like, even play footsie. It’s stupid little stuff.”

“Well,
maybe it is stupid little stuff, but I miss it too… you know?” He
pulls you close, letting out a sigh that sounds almost identical to
the one you just gave. Despite having small hunches that he felt the
same way, it’s nice to hear out loud. “Oh, darling. I miss
feeling you do all that, and I miss being able to kiss you. I mean…
look at me,” he chuckles. “I love this form just as well as my EX
form, sure, but there’s a reason I’ve got both. My EX form helps
me do things I can’t in this form, even though I like both of them.
There are even things I like about having no corporeal form,
actually. You’re right that every form I’ve got is different.”

There’s
a grin in his voice as he moves to recline, guiding you to rest on
top of him. It feels a little awkward, and yet… there’s something
about it that you like. “That being said, there are some things I
can do in this body that my other body can’t do.”

“Like
literally flashing pink when I embarrass you?”

“… More
than that, darling.” Some of his tiles turn crimson. “What I’m
saying, love, is that there’s absolutely no reason we should both
be stuck feeling blue about this. We could have some fun instead.”

For
the first time, you actually feel fully comfortable cuddling with him
in this form. It doesn’t hurt, and it almost feels like lying on
top of him when the two of you get cozy on the sofa while he’s in
his EX form. It’s just a little different. It’s still… nice.
“This is… really… wow. There are probably a whole bunch of ways
we could be all romantic with this form and I’ve just never thought
of them.”

“Tsk,
tsk.” A few more tiles flash into a deep red. All of them are
casting a glow over your body, bathing you in a slight heat. “I
should be disappointed in you, darling. We’ve been together for how
long and you haven’t thought about how to smooch me in all the most
unconventional ways?”

“You’re
not disappointed?” you giggle.

“I’m
too busy being excited,” he replies. His hands shift around and are
now stroking against the small of your back. “We have a lot of new
things to try ahead of us. I dare say we might not even get to
everything before Alphys finishes my other form’s repairs. So, what
would you like to do first?”

… And
suddenly, you’ve got a few things in mind.