just-castlevania-imagines:

So I’m awake and I am just thinking up new material and thought of this line. No idea when I’ll use it but eventually I will. I’ll probably eventually use it in a story

Some vampire: I’m afraid Your lover isn’t half the vampire I am-

Alucards Girlfriend:

*offended* He’s exactly half the vampire you are!

Some Vampire: wait what?

-Mod Alucard