GHJHM HEY CAN…WE MAYBE GET SOME MALLEK/READER/DIEMEN POLYSHIP HCS PERHAPS….

boundforhiveswaphell:

HM. YES. 

– there is no jealousy here. none. diemen catches you two snuggling while he was looking for a sweet dog? no prob, he just hops in. it’s lit. 

– mallek is the big spoon!! he’ll envelop you both in hugs and kisses till the cows come home. he’s also the big spoon in the relationship. he lets you both wear his sign and colors, and makes sure to keep you both away from any highbloods who might find you an easy target. 

– because diemen doesn’t have a lusus anymore, mallek’s lusus adopted you both!  snakemom is really affectionate and will love on you like she does mallek. she understands that because you’re both important to him, you’re important to her. 

– diemen is a wicked good cook, especially when dealing with meat. because rustbloods aren’t allowed to be chefs, mallek lets diemen fix the meals on date night. he offered to get diemen a hive complete with full kitchen, but diemen refused, still on his quest for meat. 

– they both adore you! diemen is a big fan of adventure, and will take you everywhere just exploring. mallek usually has to pull out his palmhusk to get up the GPS so you don’t get terribly lost. 

– mallek hijacks drones to drop you gifts at random times. they tend to be really inopportune, but he means well! you once had one drop a pckage on you while sleeping. mallek got quite the earful the next day. 

– you all often cuddle on the couch. mallek is in the back, with diemen lying beside him. you’re on diemen’s other side, reaching over to mallek so he’s all cozied in the middle. sometimes, he’ll start purring like a cat! you have a tendency to fall asleep in that position. 

– mallek convinced diemen to let him give him a tattoo. it’s a hot dog on his left arm, in all it’s inked glory.