I love your blog??? So much???? Wow??? Blease bless me with your writing of redrom headcanons with Galekh and a human s/o ( sfw and spicy ohoho) and they teach each other about troll and human culture bless you

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OP I would fucking die for you???? I know I should probably answer asks in chronological order but????? You come into my inbox with my Biggest Weaknesses and wholesome compliments?? I’m weak and I love you I shall bless you with some strong boi hcs

Sfw (wholesome):

☆ He knew he was intrigued by you, I mean you are an alien after all, but he couldn’t help but ask you more and more questions that he knew was a bit personal for “scientific research”

☆ There was no stopping the blossoming red feelings in him when he saw the sparkle in your eyes as you talked to him and explained

☆ For the first time in his life probably Hewas speechless as he gazed into your eyes, trying hard to multitask by consentrating on the words coming out of your mouth in a fast exited pace, while still trying not to turn into an indigo Disaster

☆ When he confesses to you he forgot to account for the fact that he had to explain red romance to you as well, making him blush and stutter even more than he did. When you said yes, he was as giddy and happy as a child and gave you a tight hug, before blushing and “composing himself” while coughing nervously

☆ The two of you are equally nerdy and love to exchange everything you can between your cultures!! He loves to talk about all the little tidbits there is to learn about Alternia, which may or may not include some totally-not-biased salty comments in between

☆ You make him watch classic human movies with you as you cuddle, but he’s more focused on how warm and soft you are, and how incredibly comfortable it is to cuddle you??? What is this witchcraft???

Spicy (nsfw)

★ Your first time you were definitely both pretty anxious

★ You had sneak-read a troll biology book once when you were snooping through his bookcases, but you’d only seen a few semi-graphic images before closing it loudly and blushing

★ He honestly didn’t know what to expect, but he reassured you that you’d find a way to make it work, together

★ Even though he was blushing the entire time, he let you ‘toy around’ with his bulge for a bit, just for science. He was for sure very aroused already, making his bulge fully on display, but he decided that was a detail he could save some embarrassment by not telling you

★ The blue slimy tentacle-like appendage definitely caused your words to get caught in your mouth for a bit. You’d reassure him that you weren’t disgusted or turnt off by trying to experiment some things

★ You made the note that it was surprisingly soft, and not hardened like a human penis. Didn’t much look like one either to be fair. You also made note that it was very big and thick, and wrapped itself around your hand and wrist as soon as you got close enough

★ You could hear him purring contently, and as his surprisingly very cold bulge heated up with your soft and warm human hand you were really trying your hardest to convince yourself you weren’t a kinky bastard in some tentacle porn anime or something. It proved to be quite difficult. Anyway..

★ When he pushed into you you both moaned at the slick contact and temperature difference, and the whole time he would hold you close to him and kiss you softly