Headcanons regarding Hawks having a crush on his secretary?

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I always jump at the chance for Hawks! I hope you enjoy.

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Hawks

🍗Secretary? No you were more like pro hero Hawks babysitter than his secretary. You were constantly making sure the man ate, slept, and did his work. Basically all he had to do was throw diapers into the mix and you would truly be a babysitter. Little did you know Hawks may of saw you more than a babysitter, and even more than a secretary.

🍗“Hhheeeyyy! Stop working and just relax with me!” you were trying to tell your boss about all the meetings he had throughout today but he was constantly interrupting you by loudly snacking on his stupid spicy chicken wings that he oh so loved. “No. Someone has to be the adult around here.” You were about to go back to what you were doing until said male grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you right into his lap. “Jeewhiz always so tense. Let me get rid of that for you baby.” He thought his flirting was pretty obvious, but it seemed he underestimated you. You pulled away as quickly as you could and went right back to your work like nothing had happened.

🍗You would constantly find overly cute stuffed birds or chocolate on your desk but never paid them much mind. It must if been a mistake after all. Well at least your nieces and nephews like the toys and chocolates.

🍗You were abruptly awoken at 2 AM by your phone buzzing away. You ignored it at first thinking it was solicitation, but when it went off again you knew you had to answer. Sluggishly grabbing at it you placed it to your ear. “Hello?” You could hear some craziness in the background as a deep voice came through all the sudden. “Hello?” you sat up when you heard the voice. “Excuse me who is this?” you could hear more screaming and loud music from the other end as the low voice sighed. “I’m guessing you’re Hawk’s secretary. He’s intoxicated right now and needs someone to pick him u-” the voice got fainter as it sounded like someone was taking the phone from him. “H-hey babe! You gotta help meh babe! Ima bean Kidnapped!” welp, there it was. The slurred voice of your childish. “Hawks just stay right there I will come get you.” You some muffled reply before it was hung up. God damnit.

🍗You pulled up to the bar that Hawks cell phone location had taken you too and right away you saw him. The bird hanging onto an off duty pro hero Endeavor as though he was a giant teddy bear. Wow Hawks must of really wanted to die today. The moment the redhead spotted you he had a look relief. “Finally, take him.” The mountain of a man practically threw him at you as Hawks was saying whatever gibberish was popping into his head. When the blonde realized who was holding him he lit up. “Oh ma gawd! It’s you!” he snuggled into your neck and giggled. You just patting his head. “Thanks Endeavor. You can go now if you would like.” The hero just nodded and left. Leaving you alone with a drunk bird.

🍗“Ahhhhh! Why don’t you luv meh!” You were really close to chucking him out of your backseat at this very moment. Hawks went from very giggly to very sad in a matter of seconds and it was driving you crazy. “I love you very much Hawks. Calm down ok?” He stopped sobbing to sluggishly try and sit up which only ended up failing. “R-really! You luv meh!” You just nodded which maybe was a mistake. “I LUV YOU! YOU ARE MA SUNSLINE!” you winced and instantly almost got into an accident when the man grabbed you from behind and nuzzled your cheeks together. You better get a raise for this!

🍗When you finally dragged the man into your apartment he was practically almost asleep. Mumbling random love songs under his breath as he kept nuzzling closer and closer to you. Though despite the sleep deprivation and migraine you couldn’t help but smile. Sure your job could be a mess, but at least you had a nice boss. “how about we get you in bed?” the man stuck his hand up started screaming in joy making you have to cover his mouth. Though the man just ended up licking your hand. “oh my god I can not believe you just did that!? That’s disgusting!” he just laughed “you’re so cute.” that had you blushing. You were gonna give him the bed but now you were throwing him on the couch.

🍗The next morning you looked like a wreck. Hair sticking up all over the place and dark circles under your eyes. You would of completely forgotten what had happened last night if it wasnt for a certain someone waiting by your bedside eating a pop tart. “well good morning there sunshine.” you swore he would have some type of hangover but he surprisingly seemed perfectly fine. “I don’t really remember what happened last night to be honest, but being at your place I kind of have a good feeling.” he poked your cheek with a smile, you not returning it. “You were hanging off Endeavor like a teddy bear and kept confessing your undying love to me, but I’m guessing that was just the alcohol.” you were about to sit up in order to get dressed but the stunned, and red face of Hawks stopped you. “d-did I now? Um, shucks.” he seemed genuinely embarrassed. But he quickly changed to a carefree look. “cats out of the bag I guess. So how about me and you go for coffee today? My treat of course.” well how could you say no to that?