Clarus, into his glass of whiskey: “King’s shield? more like world’s most underpaid babysitter”

moonraccoon-exe:

Clarus, in private with Regis once at camp, after an Imperial attack:

“Regis. I take my job with pride. You are a wonderful prince with a pressure on you no one deserves. You’re doing phenomenal, and it’s my job to do twice the good as you. And I promise I will. I will protect you, I won’t let anything harm you. The only way something can happen to you is after I fall dead. Because I am your Shield. A proud Amicitia Shield whose duty is to stand strong against all hells, to win wars on my own if necessary, to fight angels, demons and people, to be an unmovable warrior that’s fierce and loyal. That’s what I am. A Shield.”

Clarus, mid-battle with a hoard of daemons that regis accidentally unleashed from sewers because he removed the cap trying to reach a coin he saw there:

“Shield of the prince, shiELD OF THE PRINCE, MORE LIKE THE WORLD’S MOST UNDERPAID BABYSITTER, WHAT DID I TELL YOU, WHAT THE FUCK DID I FUCKING TELL YOU REGIS LUCIS CAELUM, YOU DON’T GO AWAY FROM CAMP AT 2 AM, YOU DON’T GO TO SUSPICIOUS PLACES AND YOU DON’T GO ON YOUR OWN, YOU ALWAYS END UP DOING SOME STUPIDITY, I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU FOR TWO SECONDS, FOR TWO GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID SECONDS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY UNLEASHED PANIC AND HAVOC. WHAT ARE YOU A TODDLER!? MOVE DOWN- GET OUT THE WAY, AAARGGGGH!!!”

And this leads us to this other wonderful ask someone sent in not long ago and that I hardcore-ly headcanon XD

Here you have it, do check it out, you’re not going to regret it: (X)