Clarus needs one of those backpack child leashes for Regis. if he wasn’t the king, Clarus would’ve gotten one. some days, usually after but Regis chasing, he daydreams about it, life would be so much simpler

moonraccoon-exe:

HAHAHHAHSAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The best part about this is that it’s not only a child leash, it’s a BACKPACK LEASH 

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I have the visuals of either young or older Regis with a moogle backpack-toddler-leash and I don’t know why it’s so hilarious, ahahahhaha!

Imagine Clarus imagines to do that, but just to embarrass the king as a way of punishment to see if he finally understands. “NO MORE RUNNING AROUND LIKE THAT, YOU’RE LIKE A TODDLER, REGIS, YOU WANT TO BE A TODDLER? I’LL TREAT YOU LIKE A TODDLER >:(”, so Clarus thinks of forcing the backpack leash on him. 

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Is this stopping Regis from his hyperactive runs around the Citadel?

Nah, man. He’s just gonna warp away.

Clarus sighs; nope. Not gonna work, so not worth trying. Plus, that’s the king so it must be kind of forbidden or something.

Clarus will just walk now every time Regis runs away. He’s too old for this shit. And Regis will get tired at some point, right?

….right?