Cor once put orange juice in his coffee maker instead of water to get vitamin C & caffeine in one go and has learned the hard way that you can’t cook anything (raw egg on piece of bread, easy and quick! then forgetting the bread) in a toaster. but then he adopted Prommy, and he’s a wonderful baby and after all he went through to save & steal Prom he figured he shouldn’t accidentally kill him with food poisoning and took every advanced cooking class in eos

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OKAY FIRST OF ALL

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU GAVE COR’S ACTIONS A PURPOSE XD

Like it’s not just the “Cor can’t cook and confused things”, Cor’s actually putting the orange juice in the coffee maker for a reason THAT I WOULD ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE FROM HIM AHAHAHAHHAHAHA ahas

HHAahahahahahahahhaahahahah!!! IT’S BRILLIANT!

Cor “I don’t have time for this shit” Leonis, watching orange juice, then coffee, hating that he has to drink both because 1. coffee to certain measures is healthy and he needs it to function, and 2. orange juice is needed because vitamin C and he has to stay healthy and blah blah blah, but he doesn’t have the time (it’s actually the patience, but he blames time for it) to drink both in the same breakfast.

That, OR he just grew tired from routine.

So if you mix orange juice and coffee in one it’s the same thing, right? “I mean it all gets mixed in the stomach, so what is the difference about mixing it all before it reaches the stomach right.  How bad can this be”

That was the story of the day Cor gave himself a sick stomach.

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has learned the hard way that you can’t cook anything (raw egg on piece of bread, easy and quick! then forgetting the bread) in a toaster.

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA THIS!! 

COR YOU WERE TRYING TO COOK THE EGG ON A BREAD, HOW DID YOU FORGET THE BREAD!?!?! 

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I love love love love LOVE L O V E that Cor attends cooking classes SPECIFICALLY for Prommy. Cor wasn’t only single dad, baby also arrived unexpectedly, so he was taken entirely off guard about all this. He wasn’t given time to get physically or mentally prepared in any way for a son, so I imagine he must have tried his absolute best and more when he got Prommy. Cor fears to mess up, and tries extra hard on being a good dad, so he goes distances just to achieve that.

An example, cooking lessons 

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I imagine Cor feeding baby Prom, then lost in his train of thoughts he realizes that Prommy’s not going to eat baby food forever and that one day Cor needs to cook for him. And then he remembers about the one time he poisoned himself with orange juice and coffee and when the toaster almost set itself on fire because he put an egg in it, and he realizes it.

“Clarus. I’m a mess in the kitchen.”

“Astrals BLESS, how LONG did it take you to notice!?”

So Cor thinks about it and realizes that he’s an IDIOT of a cook, and that cannot be! He has a son who will eventually grow up and leave baby food, and who will need proper, real food! And what if Cor is not prepared for that? What if he has poor Prommy starving to death? Worse, what if Cor tries cooking for him and poisons him by accident because he’s still lost in the kitchen!?!?!

HE AIN’T GONNA ALLOW THAT. He has to be  a proper cook! And for that he has- he has 

HE HAS TO TAKE COOKING CLASSES!

Sweet adorable papa Cor, you’re incredible please marry me. 

Cor, dead-face Cor, cold eyed, serious, quiet, tough and tall, imposing, scary Cor Leonis, wearing an apron that’s too small on him, in a pastel-colored kitchen, learning to cook. (how many of the women attending the class do you think tried to flirt with him because omg that’s one handsome gentleman that’s learning to cook I need to marry him he’s Husband Material. Move aside ladies, Cor’s not interested and loves the life of a single dad thank you).

I love that you say that Cor’s taking “all the advanced cooking classes on Eos” because Cor literally just needed to learn how to properly cook, just, you know, for the daily life. INSTEAD, Cor turns into the next ABSOLUTE CHEF MASTER because HE JUST DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.

Wanna join Crownsguard? Hey why not become THE MARSHAL. 

Wanna learn how to cook? Hey why not become THE MASTER CHEF LORD.

Cor’s coming and going through all of cooking lessons in Insomnia because I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FOR MY SON, HE NEEDS TO BE HEALTHY I WANT HIM TO BE HEALTHY AND I WANT TO BE A GOOD COOK FOR HIM DAMMIT.

Cor can manage the BEST damn meals of all Eos, Prommy’s friends ADORE going to his house because of Cor’s cooking, BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH 

“Uhm. Yes it is? Cor you just wanted to cook properly. And look at yourself; you cook properly, and fantastic enough. You don’t only make proper meals, you also make delicious meals. It’s more than you wanted.”

“BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH CLARUS, IT’S NOT ENOUGH (」°ロ°)」“

There is a reason Cor is so exhausted by age 45 dammit, MAN DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.

Papa Cor? Yes. Papa Cor taking cooking classes specifically for Prommy? YES 10000 TIMES.

The reason 45 y.o. Cor is such a good cook even when 20′s Cor was a mess is “he wanted to cook good food for baby Prompto so he took classes” is APPROVED AND IT MELTS MY HEART AND TEARS IT INTO HAPPY P IECES, THANK YOU.