Regis, poking Clarus’s cheek while he’s standing all Stern Guard-like: “Clarus *poke* Clarus *poke* Clarus *poke* oh Clarus~ *poke*” Clarus, near explode: “wHAT REGIS? WHAT IS IT?!” Regis, with :3 smile: “Hello Clarus darling~”

moonraccoon-exe:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL SIX ASTRALS DRAW THIS ADORABLE STORY UGH IT’S SO CUTE.

Also, it’s canon. Regis may have lost physical stamina, but clearly he needs other ways to pour out all his hyperactivity, and what a best target than his own Shield? 

So if Regis can’t run around the Citadel the entire day like back in his days, then he’s gonna pour all that energy into poking the hell out of Clarus.

Do you think Clarus has bruises from how long Regis can spend poking him?

CAN REGIS BE POKING HIM WITH HIS CANE? XD

Young Regclar, with a young and VERY bored prince Regis poking him with a finger is stupidly adorable too, though ahodfsnodfngodfng

The best part of this is that we ALL know that Clarus just…CAN’T SCREAM AT HIM AFTERWARDS.

He loses his shit at first because HOLY SHIT REGIS I AM ON GUARD DUTY CAN YOU PLEASE NOT DO THIS EVERY TIME I STAND HERE OHMYGOD THIS IS SO ANNOYING 😡

So he snaps out at Regis but when Regis goes all

“Hello Clarus darling

( ˙꒳​˙ )

“

Clarus just…knows he’s fucked, because he just can’t be mad at this adorable creature, those adorable eyes, and that adorable smile and holyshit Regis stop being so adorable I try to be mad at you no, stop that, I am, haisonosfd, I am- I am- I am so in love with you it’s unfair I can’t be mad at you 😥

And there stands Clarus, not complaining when Regis starts poking him again because yes, he hates it, but Regis is just too adorable dammit!