AHAHAS
AHAHSHADHAAHS
AHAHAHHADHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
AHAHAHAHAH!
*WHEEZING, FALLING OFF CHAIR*
ABSOLUTE CANON.
This enters in the Royal Decree under the signature and royal seal of the prince of garbage Moon Raccoon as absolutely canon regardless of what Square Enix has to say or if they present opposition to this. I don’t give a damn, Square Enix, this is canon to me now.
Best part is Regis is stuffing a bag full of sweets. They’re in a store, and Regis said nothing, he just grabbed a bag and is filling it with candies.
“Oh? So it’s Gladiolus, little Iris…and the third one?”
“Oh, you don’t want to know.”
“How so? Little troublemaker? Haha :)”
“BIG troublemaker. Little bastard can’t understand what No means and when he sees a sign that says ‘danger’ he’s not walking nearby it, no, he’s THROWING HIMSELF FACE-FIRST INTO THE PIT.”
“Oh…”
“He’s the reason I lost my hair. He can’t go around without supervision even though he’s already grown enough to comprehend, he can’t understand what Stop means, he puts his duties off to go say hello to toddlers, and he can’t understand that you doN’T SECRETLY CARRY WITH CANDIES IN YOUR POCKETS TO COUNCIL MEETINGS- REGIS LUCIS CAELUM WE ARE NOT GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THIS CANDY, IT’S RIDICULOUS, THAT’S THREE BAGS, ARE YOU NOT SEEING THEIR SIZE JESUS CHRIST AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP- STOP BEHAVING LIKE A TODDLER AND GIVE THAT TO ME, GIVE THAT TO ME I SAI- NO WARPING THAT’S CHEATIN-” *super exasperated and loud growling*
There’s the Shield of the King, running after the king, who refuses to leave the candy and is yelling “NOOOO” all through the supermarket. He needs them to somehow entertain himself during unimportant meetings, Clarus, don’t be so harsh on him!
Someone trying to make small talk: “So, how many children do you have?” Clarus, glancing at Regis stuffing a bag full of sweets: “three.”
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