since when people go from being rather heavy to losing a ton of weight their bones are stronger than a usual thin person because they were adjusted for the old weight the person is usually a lot stronger, imagine Prom just lifting everything without fail, the half of the camping gear Gladio doesn’t take in one trip? Prom’s got it, Noctis hurt his ankle last warp? “I gotcha babe!” *bridal carries him* /Gladio/ gets knocked out? Prom took him to the car whilst Iggy planned how to lift his huge ass

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Bruh

YES

How badass would that be?!?!?!

Is that real? This about bones being stronger in a heavier person? Whether it’s real or just to fit the scenario, I love love love love it!! BADASS STRONG PROMMY WITH STRONG BONES, YEH! 

See, it was actually all strategy. Prompto wasn’t chubby because his parents didn’t cook for him and he had to eat fast food everyday. Prompto ate junk food 24/7 on purpose to grow STRONG BONES. It was the plan all along, Prompto knew he was destined for big things and fights and being a hero, so he planned it all ahead and became chubby on childhood because he already knew he’d work that body out so that he’s healthy in his youth, and strong and skilled, AND with strong bones that can stand A TON OF WEIGHT, AYO.

((this is what Prompto always says, at least))

SUPER STRENGTH PROMPTO TO THE RESCUE.

I LOVE the idea, seriously AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ADD, THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT AS IT IS.

Prompto carrying with half the camp gear while Gladio carries the other half. YEH. When Prompto’s carrying with just two chairs you’d think that’s the only thing he can stand, but NOPE. Truth is he’s just letting the other two carry some stuff for him, but if he has to do it alone? HE DOES IT NO TROUBLES. There goes Gladio carrying with half the camp gear but eh, whatever, he’s huge. And then Prompto with tHE OTHER HALF when he’s TINY in comparison!

PROMPTO CARRYING THE OTHER BROS.

Like first time he picked Noctis bridal style it was a bit of a surprise, but eh, they excuse it behind “Noct weights nothing anyway, and there’s not much height difference so whatever”. But THEN one day Ignis got knocked out, and before Gladio could even get there Prompto had already thrown Ignis on his shoulder.

“What? Do I have something on my face?”

And Noct and Gladio are just staring like  .A.  well okay THAT is a bit…surprising. 

And Prompto just hums the chocobo song while walking with an Ignis ON DEAD WEIGHT on his shoulder. Prompto’s not even using both hands, what the hell! How does he make it look so easy!?

And then the real surprise, when it was GLADIO who was knocked out. So Ignis stands there adjusting his glasses and rambling like “yes, alright, let’s not panic; I have been trained in the skill of carrying someone bigger, so if I remember the technique correctly, I should first try to how are you doing that Prompto oh my god what arE YOU DOING.”

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Prompto, standing there with Big Guy on his back. Prompto may be trembling a bit, but he can walk just fine and he’s like “Well let’s go, we can’t stay here all day! Off to a safe place!” and Noct and Ignis just. They just. They just…stand there. Not doing anything and not sure how to react and they just ?? how. Omg look at that it’s like an ant carrying an apple how is that possible this has no sense, Ignis do the math can Prompto carry something THAT big omg how.

A hurt chocobo in the wild and they have no potions!? NO PROBLEM. PROMPTO CAN AND WILL CARRY IT TO WIZ’S SO IT GETS ATTENTION.

Gladio’s arms are full, Ignis is carrying with Noct, and they don’t want to leave the garula they just hunted behind? NO PROBLEM. PROMPTO WILL DELIVER IT IN ONE GO.

See, his dialogue about growing muscles on the arms wasn’t a joke, BABY BOY HAS ‘EM MUSCLES (but mostly just secret strenght on the bones, but don’t tell anyone aksldjlkaa).

Needless to say, Prince Uncharming is absolutely in love with Prompto and adores to ask him to FLEX THOSE ARMS. Noctis, you idiot, he’s in love with Prom’s muscles whent he secret is on the bones 

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Gladio in the background like “I’m as strong as Prompto, why do you never congratulate me?”

“Gladio, he’s like ten times smallar and can do the same than you and he’s cuter, what were you expecting.”

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Don’t worry, Gladio’s got Iggy to compliment, praise, congratulate and adore him while the prince goes to to cling from Prompto’s arms and muttering “how do you do that” as he does. 

♡

BADASS STRONG PROMPTO?

YES THANK YOU.