someone trying to chat up the Prince even though he has 2 significant others: “So, your highness~ what’s your type?” Noctis, looking daydreamy: “Blue eyed blondes who look dainty but can totally kick my ass”

moonraccoon-exe:

*non-subtly looks at Lunafreya and Prompto*

You, lucky blondes hngfjgndfjgnd

Hahahaha “who look dainty but can totally kick my ass”. Noct is very precise on what he likes, isn’t he? 

“…are you sure your type isn’t only blue eyed blondes? Hahaha, I mean, uh…the rest is like additional, ri-?”

“No.”

“Wha-”

“It’s a Must.“

“…but why would you want someone to kick your a-”

“I don’t want them to kick my ass, geez, do you want me to die, omg, no, I just want them to be capable of it.”

“…okay. I uhm- I gotta go…”

See, this is why you can’t flirt with the prince. He’s already too hopelessly in love with his two dear blue-eyed blondes fragile-looking but who really are deadly. They’re also both very adorable. Deadly. Badass. Scary. But so adorable.   ( ´ ▽ ` ) ♡

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