what if somehow young Prompto met old Noctis, like a he just shows up for a day or something and Prom, very good at speaking his mind, not so good at keeping his thoughts in his mind, sees this old hot Noct and says out loud, in front of everyone “Please be my daddy”

moonraccoon-exe:

And Noctis, who looks flaming hot and anyone would think would reach close to whisper dark dirty little things, is, on the opposite, still the awkward lamppost he’s been all his life, will look at him, blink, and say

“But I’m just 30. I can’t be your dad? I’d have had you at…age 10 so like, haha, that’s not…possible. Is it? I’m sorry. Maybe you can ask- well, I don’t know. But I’m not- I can’t be your dad, I’m too young, or, well, I don’t mean, I mean I’m in age, but like, if I had a kid I think it’d be a baby, as in a baby or a toddler, and you’re like 20 so…hm…yeah, I’m doing the math again but it’s not- it’s not possible. Sorry.”

Prompto may be an idiot about keeping his mouth shut, but at least Noctis is luckily awkward and naïve enough to not catch the (accidental) flirting. 😀

All hail awkward lamppost king Noct! 

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