Ways to NOT to flirt with Undertaker…

boner-biscuits:

1. “I wouldn’t mind being buried 6ft. under your body.” 

2. “I bet you could put the “D” in dead?”  

3. “Undertaker, why don’t you take me under your bed-sheet covers?” 

4. “I can make your dick as stiff as a corpse in Rigor Mortis”  

5.”You can raise the dead, but I can raise your dick!”  

6. “You don’t need any fancy equipment to embalm this body, all you need is in your pants.”  

7. “I’m dead inside. Wanna see?”   

THE VOICES TOLD ME TO DO THIS!!!  

I got one more!! 

8. “Lets play a game, I’ll be Jesus and your dick will be Lazarus!”