why mallek adalov must become the symbol of the resistance to the nsfw ban

doshirakqueen:

• gray (won’t be automatically flagged for being flesh colored)
• no nipples (you can’t be flagged for having female presenting nipples if you don’t have any nipples!)
• no dick, probably (trolls having tentacles is canon. right)
• a tech expert (so, a better programmer than all of tumblr staff combined)
• just really fuckin sexy