The clowns like thicc legs. Marvus was squeezing your thigh in church and chahut was checking out your gams and it’s been officially decreed by GHB that you have nice legs. plz do hcs of the clowns with a chubby human s/o with plush thighs.

friendsim-more-like-lovesim:

*crying* m…..mE ME ME –

also I’m doin All the Clowns this blog is basically a fuckin clownfest at this point

Marvus:

☆ Loves loves loves how warm and soft you are, and is constantly glued to your side while purring and holding you close

☆ Of course he thinks it’s hot too, and is not above writing rap lyrics about that specifically, but honestly??? His favorite thing is to just worship you out of pure wholesomeness

☆ You’re not allowed to ever feel bad about yourself. You think your chub is unattractive? He’s gonna smooch every inch of your body until you agree with him that you’re beautiful. Think he can’t hold you bc you’re “not light enough”?? bULLSHIT HE WILL LIFT YOU BRIDAL STYLE AND CARRY YOU AROUND EVERYWHERE

☆ Thinks you’re absolutely positively adorable when you just wear one of his hoodies (merch probably) and just underwear and socks. Just the thought of you being comfortable in your own skin makes him burst with love and pride

Chahut:

☆ She adores how soft you are. She might be Big but she’s more muscle than softness. Also trolls in general have a tendency to not be very Soft regardless of body type, due to their planet and biology

☆ Her favorite thing is when you sit on her lap and she can grip your plush thighs while kissing you. She’ll have one of her hands on the small of your back, and one lightly squeezing your thigh as you have your arms around her neck

☆ If there’s any groping it’s very light and careful; she doesn’t want to hurt you with her strength and size after all

☆ She always has cute little nicknames for you, and she’s always fawning over you when she gets to hug your soft curves

Grand Highblood:

☆ Doesn’t matter how thicc you are, he’s a fucking behemoth of a giant no matter what.

☆ Very gentle with you. You might be the only person on Alternia he’s gentle with, but when he is he’s so fucking gentle and careful with you like you’re just so fragile and small omg

☆ You can basically sit on his shoulders, and he likes to hold onto your legs with his big hands when you do so.

☆ If you’re very small and skinny he might be even more afraid of crushing and breaking you, and while he still is, he doesn’t hesitate to cuddle you and hold you in a tight embrace

Kurloz:

☆ Another one who adores just holding you. He’s very very cuddly, and will always pull you close to him so you can sit across his lap and snuggle into him

☆ If you ever get self conscious and think you’re too heavy, he reminds you that he’s a purpleblood alien. He could break the spine of a human world champion wrestler like a twig. He might look scrawny but he’s stronger than over 3/4th of the entire troll population damn it

☆ When you cuddle on top of him he likes to jokingly squish and poke your sides, just to hear your cute little giggles and snorts

☆ Piggyback rides. Always. You think it’s intimidating to see a million foot tall creepy mime? Try seeing him with a chubby lil soft human on his shoulders, carrying you like its nothing

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I’m not doin gamzee cause I just don’t really know how to write for him??? This is a Hiveswap/Friendsim oriented blog anyway, I just love kurloz and ghb so fight me ((no don’t I will lose and cry))

Bonus Karako:

☆ Will sit on your lap and make you read for him or just hold him. Yes he’s a purple, so even if he’s a child he’s big and heavy. Yes it crushes you. Shut up. Do It For Him you coward