Headcanons for a shy Orc bf who appears quite frightening, but would want nothibg more than to stay inside all day with his chubby fem s/o and give her lots of love?

opheliathedreamer:

  • Originally, your orc boyfriend lived in the apartment next door. When he saw you, he was positively enchanted but couldn’t muster up the courage to talk to you at first. So, for several months, you kept receiving anonymous love notes and bouquets of flowers. 
  • You finally got together after a power outage. You didn’t have any candles or fresh batteries, so you went over to ask your handsome orc neighbor if he had anything to spare. His flushed countenance and stammering as well as a fresh bouquet on his counter gave him away as your secret admirer. You invited him over for dinner the next night, and you’ve been seeing each other ever since. 
  • It never ceases to make you internally laugh at the fact that people tend to avoid you when you’re both out purely because your boyfriend is built like a tank when, in reality, he’s a complete and utter softie. Whereas you’re willing to start and finish arguments, he’s a pacifist by nature. He won’t even kill a bug. You told him to kill the cockroach you found under the sink; he doesn’t know it, but you saw him put it outside. You even swore that you heard him whisper, “Stay safe, little buddy.” 
  • Your boyfriend is introverted and would rather spend his day with you or a few close friends/family rather than a large group. He will go to parties and crowded places to please you, but he does get exhausted rather easily, so you make sure to give him time to recharge. 
  • He loves to give you hugs. You oftentimes have to shoo him away while you’re cooking or cleaning because he doesn’t want to let go. 
  • You are his entire world. Despite your protests, he makes sure to give you gifts for little things like month anniversaries, and he reminds you every day of how beautiful you are and how fortunate he is to have you in his life. 

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