Human bundled up sleeping in a blanket with their tongue out. Someone takes a picture of it and shares it on chittr. Who likes it the most?

friendsim-more-like-lovesim:

This is so heccing cute actually

Cirava seems like they would definitely pull this shit; taking sneaky photos of you when you’re napping or just. doing anything really

They shared it with their followers and so the tag #thecutehuman was invented and trending, chitter being alway spammed with screenshots of every time you’ve been on their streams and sneaky sneak pics being distributed by your other troll friends like a Cute Human black market.

Zebruh often posts claims that he ‘knew you before you got chittr famous, and therefore Deserves Recognition’ . Do with this information what you will.

Mallek decided to be a little shit and took a super high-res quality picture of you when you were cuddled up in a black cozy blanket, blepping and sticking your tongue out without noticing. You were wearing Mallek’s hoodie that you’ve borrowed, and only minutes later there were edits on chittr depicting you with their own sign with captions whining and cooing about how much they want their own little human cuddling with Them in Their respiteblock 😦

Sure it’s not always convenient to just Never being taken seriously, but honestly on this planet it’s better to be viewed as adorable than having everyone trying to kill you constantly.

God what have you unleashed

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