sh-ro:

date a man who wears glasses

date a man who can cook

date a man who dresses sharply

date a man who dedicated his entire life to keeping you safe

date a man who, upon hearing your ultimate demise at the hands of fate, will immediately set forth to oppose heaven itself and single handedly change destiny through the sheer power of his love and dedication

date ignis

1p Russia with a fetish for soft femdom? Either both swf and nsfw headcanons or just nsfw, whatever you prefer ^^

hetalia-imagines-scenarios-asks:

Russia with a femdom S/O  Headcanons: 

-SFW-

  • Really cherishes the small moments in your relationship, such as when  his S/O practice trying ropes on him and trying various knotting styles. It is very therapeutic because of how gentle his S/O is and how often they ask he if their knot is too tight or if the rope is too harsh on his sensitive skin.
    • Afterwards, he may be treated with body worship. Often Victor can become overly sensitive with the various stimulation, even from simple kisses. His S/O will need to kiss every inch of his skin, such as his belly and super sensitive inner thighs, while complimenting him on how good he has been or how handsome he is. 
  • Does everything he can to de-stress his Mistress. By doing this, he offers to be their furniture. Such as, when they are working at their desk with paper work or look tired he offers to be their chair while sitting on all fours.
    • Victor also does not mind being their footstool or book holder – as long as he feels that he is doing a good job he will follow his S/O around like a lost puppy looking for all their attention.
  • Absolutely accommodates himself to the needs of his S/O. It is nice to see a big nation like Russia submitting so willingly to his significantly smaller S/O. He knows they can do things on their own, but if he loves spoiling them. If they need a drink or are hungry, he does immediately to the kitchen to personally prepare their meal instead of having maids do it.
    • Speaking of spoiling, he practically treats his S/O like a Queen – or Tsar Empress. Victor will be almost like their personal maid, cleaning up after his S/O and helping them dress if they so desired him to.
  • Very protective of his S/O, in every sense. If he feels like their special relationship is being threatened or judged, he will defend his S/O fiercely. Don’t forget, he is still the – slightly intimidating – Russian that we all know, so it would be best for other countries to mind their own business.
    • Overall, he is a very devoting a doting partner. He cherishes his S/O above anything else and puts them on a pedestal for everyone to see. The special relationship is overall loving, safe, and accepting.

-NSFW-

  • Victor sees Queening/Facesitting as a way to humiliate him, making the humiliation more effective. He loves it when his S/O taunts him from their superior position above him while he lays there completely at their will.
    • This is also effective when his hands are tied, so he has no other choice but to be at the complete will of his Mistress.
  • Pegging – He becomes a blabbering mess when his Mistress straps on a large dildo and fucks him, sometimes ranging from agonizingly slow to fast enough to lose his breath. Especially loves when he is put into binding bars – where his limps are ties tightly to bars with his face down and ass up for easier access and slight humiliation.
    • Speaking of pegging, He is also fond of the prostate massager. Though, this is only used when he has been particularly well behaved and his Mistress allows him a prostate orgasm. 
  • Often his S/O will strap him into a face harness with a dildo attached, both for their pleasure and to drive him mad with desperation. Using his hair for a tight grip, they will pleasure themselves with the dildo while Victor is forced to watch the silicon stretch his Mistress out.

    • Often during this he will seek to relieve himself with his own hands on his cock but finds that impossible with the cock cage attached.
  • A big fan of strap-ons, in fact Victor and his S/O has a massive collection. He can be quite the size-queen and prefer his Mistress to use the ridiculously large ones. However, he does have a big collection of the alien/monstrous dildos that include werewolf knots and tentacles.
    • He had to practically beg his S/O to buy him a ovipositor and do everything they asked for an entire month. Once they finally used it, he loves the feel of silicon or gelatin eggs stuffing him to the point of a belly bulge – having his S/O squeeze his tummy for more pressure

laine-brain:

Lance (age 10): What do you mean, my first kiss was with Keith?

//more childhood klance au! cause i’m still so in love with this idea 😀

  • keith was absolutely the kind of super affectionate baby that tries to kiss everyone he liked
  • he was also a drama queen (lol his bib)
  • also lance’s bib is just his parent’s sense of humor because lance was the kind of baby that was totally indifferent to whatever was going on 
  • (if he fell down or got hurt or heard some super sudden noise, he was like, “whatever”) like hearing his name was the only thing that could get his attention
  • in summary, keith claimed lance as his unofficial boyfriend before they could even walk 😀

foreshadowedbeginning:

teratophelia:

Ok but listen,

An orc who don’t know how to kiss. Their tusks make it really hard to do so comfortably with each other so they result to hugs, headbutts and rubbing their noses together.

But after a headbutt that leaves you seeing stars you decide to finally teach your orc partner how to kiss.

(I’m bored and this is cute so hA!)

“Cagan, you just…” You said, laughter starting to bubble between your lips, “Okay, try to kiss me.”

Your dearest orc boyfriend, could NOT kiss for the life of him. After a particularly, ahem, painful incident, you decided to take matters into your own hands.

“Hon, I’m trying.” He said, trying to kiss around the tusks, to no avail. To be perfectly honest, he looked like a whining puppy, his brows furrowed in the pure dissatisfaction of not being able to correctly smooch his s/o.

“Well, I suppose there’s no chance of kissing you…I now must find a partner that can satisfy my needs!” You teased rather dramatically, leaning back onto the bed both you sat on.

“Please tell me you’re kidding.”

“Of course I’m kidding!”

Cagan sighed and laid next to you. “Y’know, I would kiss you if I could.”

“I know, love. I know.” You said, feeling him wrap his arm around you and pull you closer.

“Like, a lot,” he gestured with his free hand, “there’d be so much kissing, babe.” You chuckle.

You two enjoyed the peaceful quiet for a moment before realizing something earth-shattering.

“Why don’t I just kiss you?”

The orc’s face went blank.

“Fuck.”