just-castlevania-imagines:

So I’m awake and I am just thinking up new material and thought of this line. No idea when I’ll use it but eventually I will. I’ll probably eventually use it in a story

Some vampire: I’m afraid Your lover isn’t half the vampire I am-

Alucards Girlfriend:

*offended* He’s exactly half the vampire you are!

Some Vampire: wait what?

-Mod Alucard

Y/N teaching Duncan how Michael likes his cock sucked and pushing him down and fucking his throat on Michael’s cock and laughing at him when he starts gagging and crying but also encouranging him like ‘You’re making him feel so good, you’re such a good little boy’. Ugh failed no nut november

langdonsgallant:

We’ve all failed no nut November…

Y/N would be encouraging Duncan all the while she’d be pumping Duncan’s length in her hand and kissing his cheek every time he comes up for breath. Michael would be in so much pleasure, his heart full of love for his two lovers.

Scenario: US/SF Napstaton & UF Mettaton run into their SOULmate for the first time, who turns out to be a fan. Immediately upon realizing they’re SOULmates, the fan gets super bashful and runs off. How do they react?

underimagines:

UnderfellMettaton:

Oh my, my, my! Now darling, you can’t expect to get rid of him that easy. All it takes it some help from Alphys, and he’s on your doorstep by the end of the night. Hooray to the power of questionable hacking techniques and mad scientists!

Now that you can’t get away, maybe you can finally talk over this recent development like a couple of mature adults, hm? Because, really, he’s not giving you much of a choice.

You’ll be a proper couple by the end of the night, he can promise you that!

SwapfellNapstaton:

He just watches you leave with a shark-toothed grin on his face. Oh, you’re a shy one, huh? Well isn’t that cute.

For weeks on end, your mailbox is bombarded with love letters. Presents are constantly delivered to your workplace. Once he even sent a Valentines gram to your house–in the middle of August.

He’s making his interest known, is the point. In the most charming, slightly overbearing way–which is the only way he knows how.