Imagine being childhood friends with Gladio and him constantly playing hero around you asking for kisses as a reward for “saving” you :3
“Hm. But you saved my kitty. Should she kiss you then?” You joked with a smile, raising the rescued kitty to be at the level of Gladio’s face.
“Uh…W-Well I can’t argue with that logic!” He laughs nervously.
Gladio tries to play it cool and lets the cat “kiss” his cheek albeit with a somewhat disappointed expression on his face. No doubt wishing it was you instead of a cat giving him a kiss.
Thor: “And that, dear brother, is how children are made.”
Loki stiffened up, experiencing the worst moment of his entire life. Thor pat him on the back and Loki wished nothing more than to be anywhere besides in that elevator.
Thor: “It is nothing to feel uncomfortable about. It’s perfectly natural. You and y/n will have a grand old time together.”
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