a/n: wow i really need to get to all 11 of those request. brain: write the naga hanzo hc’s rn or i will not let you focus on even the tiniest bit of writing.
so behold, a few dumb hc’s of naga!hanzo and his human s/o. kind of seeing hanzo with patterns similar to a moonglow boa.
Naga!Hanzo:
Hanzo already knows that you are home before he even sees you. Recognizes you by your Scent.
Also, you’ll never be able to truly sneak up on your naga bf due to him being able to sense pretty much everything going on in the area around him, so sneaking up on him is never going to happen.
Thinks it’s really cute that you, what should have been his prey (turned lover) tries to sneak up on him in an attempt to do cute human things, and kiss him or hug him in surprise.
Loves coiling around you whenever you snuggle up together. In his opinion, it’s the most wonderful thing because your safe in his coils and he’s also warm.
Never says it out loud but he truly loves having a human as a mate.
Is especially thankful during the winter seasons for you being human. Loves being able to coil around you or just lay with you in bed and enjoying his time with you before he becomes dormant and rest.
You even went and did one of the kindest things for him, installing a warm heating mat and some light fixtures to help keep him warm when you are out, Hanzo was sure to thank you at the beginning of your relationship for doing this.
You’ll be a bit lonely during this time, but don’t worry. Just watch over him and remember when he wakes up Hanzo is going to be clingy. Very, very clingy.
Hanzo takes very good care of his scales. and will periodically shed his skin. Is not fond of shedding his skin, as everything feels raw and new. He’s very sensitive to touch during this time so please handle him with care.
-One of the times it’s really uncomfortable with both of them is when you’re trying to shower and their both observing you from the corner of the bathroom, they’re not trying to take a sneak peak at your body they just want to join you but they don’t know how to ask you; to sort this out tug both of their gloved hands towards the shower and they’ll either start to strip or just get in with their clothes on
-The first time you ever shared a bed with brian and tim you started off by clinging to their waists since you were all kinda tense, but when you all warmed up you found that brian likes to spoon or get spooned by you or tim or why not both but tim prefers to be the biggest spoon and tries to reach his arm out over both of you, sometimes he can only get a hand on the smallest spoons waist but it’s warm so it’s cool
-It’s not obvious to the others you three are in a relationship at first since none of you show pda so it’s a surprise when someone intentionally messes with you only to have hoodie and masky kick their ass, after that you’re on the pastas ‘don’t mess with list’ since no one feels like getting shot by hoodie then beaten with a crowbar by masky; you can be an ass about this power because if you hint to either one of them that someone has done wrong to you (true or not) then they’ve got to pay them a visit
-It’s surprisingly peaceful when you’re laying in someone’s bed together at night; the little spoon can vary from night to night but when it is you they like to snake each of their arms around your waist then scoot closer so you’re smothered in their warmth, if this makes you feel secure and safe then you can easily fall asleep even if you have a nightmare; if you want to spoon one of them instead they don’t mind so they’ll let you without any fuss
-Don’t get both of them in ‘possesive mode’ whatever you do, they’ll go possesive if they feel like you’ll leave them for some other creepypasta or even a human; they’ll forcefully drag you away to whoever’s bedroom is closest then they’ll proceed to smother your body with theirs as they collapse with you somewhere on the floor, they can either spoon you on either side or one will lay on top of you while the other lays underneath you so you literally can’t leave them
-His skin is pale but rough like leather so it’s difficult trying to leave marks on his neck but if you have your heart set on it you can manage to leave at least a small hickey on his shoulder but unfortunately he can cover it up easily with his hoodie
-It’ll probaly be easier to try and stab him to leave a mark but I wouldn’t risk it because you’ll be getting a stab back, he doesn’t mind you (not stabbing him) leaving a markbecause he forgets their there and they’re covered up so you can be pleased with your cute mark and he won’t be teased by the other creepypastas for having a hickey it’s a win-win
Eyeless jack:
-His skin is rough but soft just along the top bit of his collar bone so that’s a good place to leave marks if you want to and he’s cool with it, he doesn’t mind it if you want to bite him to leave bigger marks than just sucking on his skin but his skin is a grayish darkish colour so it’s difficult to actually see them with his hoodie over them as well
-If any creepypasta does see the marks you’ve left on him no one says anything because no one wants to die, simple as that. But let’s just say that jeff’s having a bad day so he let’s his mouth slip that he knows about them; everyone holds their breath and waits to watch as jack rips jeff apart but surprisingly it doesn’t come, he’s actually fine with people seeing them because it just means that they can see your marks. No biggie
Hoodie:
-Leaving a mark on hoodie is basically impossible because he wants to leave marks on you so you’ll have a better chance of marking brian instead, if you do attempt to sneak your mouth on hoodie he’ll push you back down roughly then go back to marking you instead
-Obviously hoodie has a reputation to uphold so he can’t be seen with hickeys and love bites littering his neck and any other visible part of skin, so if you do mark brian, hoodie prefers you to just leave them where no one else can see them like on his chest, other than the whole reputation thing he’s fine with you marking him
Masky:
-Good luck trying to leave a mark on masky and tim because before you even are able to muster up the courage he’s already cottoned on to your intentions, masky will either tackle you to the ground with brute force then mark you instead or he’ll throw a chair at you and run- Tim, on the other hand, will get flustered then excuse himself from your company awkwardly making it obvious
-If the wind is blowing in the right direction so masky’s in a good mood he’ll let you mark him as long as it’s on his chest and not his neck so no one can see them because then he’ll have to kill them because they know too much, you don’t know why but maskys quite fond of having your marks you’ve left on his chest but tim’s just a flustered mess if he sees them
Ticci toby:
-He can’t feel pain so it doesn’t bother him if you want to leave small marks on him or if you want to properly dig your teeth into his flesh to leave bite imprints that’ll last a while, as long as you don’t spook him by the strange feeling of your teeth sinking into him while he’s sleeping then he doesn’t mind when you want to mark him; but he’s not too big on pda (unless it’s possesive) so be cautious if anyone’s around when you want to leave marks on him
-However leave him alone when he’s in an extremely bad mood since he’s not going to want anyone near him when he’s furious due to his mood swings and he sure as hell ain’t gonna want you trying to creep up on him since the tiniest thing could set him off
In jeff’s second paragraph I used the three there’s: there, their and they’re. Pretty darn proud of myself (ノ•ヮ•)ノ*:・゚✧
– shouto is your personal ac and heater, so depending on if you’re hot or cold you’ll cuddle on one side or the other. he doesn’t mind and he thinks its cute
– he enjoys being the big spoon and he also likes laying on top of you. shouto loves when you play with his hair so laying on top of you with his head on your chest is the perfect chance
– often when you sleep together, he’ll hold you in his arms and not let go
– todoroki doesn’t talk a lot, but when you cuddle he asks you questions about your day and is willing to answer questions from you. your conversations can get deep sometimes, like when he told you about the burn around his eye
– he likes to run his fingertips over your exposed skin
– innocent make-out sessions happen sometimes and he just lays his hand on your cheek while softly kissing you
– right as you’re falling asleep he’ll kiss your forehead and whisper, “i love you”
You had always hidden your ability so well, even as a child, something inside you had known not to let anyone find out. You had seen how people reacted to things that were different, your parents included. How would they react to something as different as you? The older you got, and the more you understood about the world, the more relieved you were that you had never shown or told anyone.
Now, all of it was for naught.
You had thought you were safe. No one came here, no one even knew it existed. You had found it as a young child, deep within the forest behind your parents home. It was hidden completely by rocks and trees, but if you knew where to look, you would find the thin little passage that led into the beautiful pocket of nature. A tiny magical paradise, just for you.
It had been your sanctuary for years, somewhere you could come and flex your abilities, while pretending that the rest of the world wasn’t so cruel. But the person standing before you, had ruined all of that in one foul blow.
You paid no heed to their star struck gaze, nor their unusual eyes and clothing. Not even their pointed ears gave you pause. All you could feel was mounting panic. They had SEEN you, had seen the way nature bent to your will, the way the plants grew and bloomed beneath your bare feet.
Your gaze darted to the side, towards the only entrance, and they stiffened, realising your intentions. Reaching forward as if to grasp you, despite the distance between you, they took a step towards the entrance, hoping to place themselves between it and you.
“Please wai-”
They started to gently plead, but you refused to listen. Terrified, you bolted for the entrance, abandoning your shoes and bag, desperately hoping you could reach the exit before they could. You couldn’t afford to be caught, to be found out.
Sleeping soundly in your bed you were blissfully unaware of your boyfriend creeping into your room, “Y/N” Jeff cooed mockingly as he climbed onto your bed then loomed over your sleeping form. He raked a pale hand through your hair before leaning his mouth into your ear, “WAKE UP” He shouted loudly making you jolt awake in surprise while your eyes snapped open. Your blurry eyes immediately landed on jeff before you bared your teeth at him then lunged up at his stupid form, his grin widened as you two wrestled on your bed while snarling and trying to aim a hit at each other. When he had your frame pinned underneath his, you managed to throw him off of you then reach for your trusty weapon as you didn’t like being woken up.
Eyeless jack:
You awoke slowly to a strange sensation sticking to your hair and making the pillow beneath your head soggy, cracking open an eye you sighed in a mixture of relief that it wasn’t seedeater and annoyance as jack licked your hair again. Sitting up he moved away unfazed, “Jack how many times have I told you to stop that” You mumbled still half asleep. His dark sockets lingered on your saliva slick hair before focusing on your face, he made no sounds just cocked his head to the side questionably. “There are better ways- and let’s be honest- less creepier ways to wake me up” You scolded as you flicked the sleepy dust out of your eyes then flipped your pillow over deciding to deal with that another day, black goo oozed silently from his sockets before he nuzzled into your neck staining you with the substance.
Hoodie:
Jolting awake suddenly you swear someone brutally hit you with something; quickly sitting up you then peered around your room trying to locate the mysterious object, your dazed eyes eventually landed on hoodie standing right next to you with his hands in his hoodie’s pocket. “Did you just hit me with something?” You questioned feeling confused but surprisingly awake, he mumbled a curt ‘no’ underneath his mask before strolling out of your room without another word. You blinked several times but let it go and made a move to get out of bed as you tugged the warm covers off of you, only then did you notice the pillow laying menacingly on the floor.
Masky:
Masky kept his unwavering gaze at your sleeping body as he gracefully crept forward towards your vulnerable form, he tightly clenched a glass of water in his gloved hand which meant this wasn’t going to end well for him but he was willing to take the risk because waking you up was surprising entertaining. The other creepypastas kept a safe distance away from your room as soon as word got around that masky was waking you up. As soon as he came close enough to your relaxed body, he slowly gripped his fingers around your warm covers then quickly ripped them away from your form and splashed the cold water over your face as a deranged grin spread across his covered face. Snorting awake you accidentally inhaled some water making you hunch over and cough dryly, before he could place a hand on your shoulder a dark look crossed your features as you leaped out of bed and pinned his heavy form to the floor.
Ticci toby:
You slowly came around to the feeling of someone picking you up bridal style from your warm bed then carrying you somewhere. Shifting in protest, you felt the person pause for a couple of seconds until you stilled once again in their arms. They then carried on forwards taking your tired form with them each step of the way, cracking open an eye you furrowed your eyebrows when you peered up at toby’s face focused on the path ahead of him. You stiffened in his hold; you recognised this path well as the path to the bathroom where the cold shower lives and comes in handy when some unlucky person won’t wake up. Flailing around desperately in his arms you swear you heard multiple voices snicker in the bathroom at your distress as toby’s hand reached for the cold water handle on the cursed shower.
I hate being woken up, like, just let me sleep please is that too much to ask?? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)