Playing spin the bottle with class 1-A must be fantastic, imagine all the dares you can make with their quirks, or just get to watch your OTP make out!
what’s the betting that potterwatch was just a radio project lee jordan was doing in his spare time and never actually stopped after the war
“Harry Potter was spotted at the local farmers market today, good choices in produce Harry! Gotta love the organics”
he’s the only reporter harry will talk to other than giving official statements when he has to as an auror
“I’m speaking to Harry Potter today after the long-awaited conclusion of the trial of quadruple murderer Waldorfus Grenoble. Harry, may I ask you a question regarding the trial?”
“Sure, Lee, I have to be back at work in ten but give it a go.”
“What is in the curry you had for lunch yesterday during the recess? It smelled fantastic and I have to know.”
“Thanks for asking, Lee. I’ve recently come across a book of my great-grandmother Priyanka’s notes on her Punjabi cooking and I’ve been trying to recreate her food. I liked that one but Ginny said it was too sweet so I’m making adjustments.”
“Fantastic. Great stuff. Next up we have an update on You-Know-Who’s whereabouts. Not Voldemort obviously– he’s six feet under, it’s been around 2500 days now and he’s still going strong, no sign of him being not dead any time soon.”
“You’re correct, Lee, he’s dead as a doornail and he’s going to stay that way. You do realize you don’t need to refer to your infant daughter as ‘You-Know-Who,’ right?”
“Sophie starts screaming if either of her dads talks about her and we don’t know why. Any suggestions, and any idea where she is now?”
“Oliver was walking her up and down the hallway outside the World Cup Regulatory Office last I saw her. As for the screaming, with James we gave him the miniature dragon from the Triwizard in ‘94 and that entertained him pretty well.”
“You heard it here first folks, Harry Potter thinks dragons are an appropriate substitute for pacifiers! Thanks for your time, Harry.”
“Any time, Lee.”
“Next week’s password is anything that will make our six-month-old go to sleep for longer than four hours. Signing off, this has been Potterwatch with River and the man himself, Harry Potter.”
(IDK if you wanted HC or a oneshots so I’mma give you a oneshot)
Toby watched his S/o as they made delicate pastries, his brown eyes watching as their hands and fingers manipulated the dough, oh how he loves their hands and what they can do to him, just the thought had him hardening in his pants..
Toby glances at their head and sees them absorbed in their work and takes this moment to get up and approach them from behind and grab them and lift them up bridal style
“Toby!?” (Y/n)’s voice pierces the air as the brunette male rushes them to the bedroom
“I’m sorry, I just need you to touch me, I need to feel your hands on me”…
These are all of the sex headcannons I could think of. That said, I won’t take requests for sex headcannons. If I think of more I will post them all together as a regular post like this one! I don’t think any of these are gender-specific. Fun for everyone!
ENJOY!
Reiji:
He’s very open to trying out new things, (if his lover is up for it so is he)
His favorite place to have sex is his car (front seat or back. He doesn’t care)
Other than that, he doesn’t have much of a preference
He last for a pretty long time for the most part
Not against spicing things up a bit (i.e. toys)
Enjoys oral (giving and receiving)
He almost never does the same thing twice
He’s pretty good at giving his lover exactly what they want
But he likes to tease them tremendously before that
Rough sex isn’t his thing but he likes it fast
His favorite positions are practically anything that puts his lover on top
If his partner is dominant he wouldn’t argue about it, he’d find it pretty entertaining
When on tour, video chatting is how he survives being on away from his lover
He likes to watch his lovers embarrassed expressions when he tells them where to touch
When he’s close, his panting gets louder and he moans shamelessly
Ranmaru:
Having a non-submissive partner would lead to battles for dominance
He loves rough sex
King of Quickies. (Meaning he absolutely loves quickies!)
He isn’t the loud moaning type but you’re sure to get plenty of grunts out of him
Actually really enjoys sex on the couch or against the wall
The talent in his fingers aren’t just reserved for the bass
He can get pretty territorial over his partner, if he feels jealous threatened he leaves his mark everywhere
He tends to smack his lover’s thighs and ass
Loves oral (receiving)
Phone sex is his go-to when on tour
There are times we’re he leaves his lover in charge but it’s not often
When he talks dirty, he talks dirty… DIRTY
When he’s close, he tends to clench onto his lover (thighs, waist, wrist, ect.) sometimes leaving bruises
He loves the way it feels to finish in his partners mouth
Ai: (I just hope the poor baby doesn’t overheat in the middle of action tbh)
Vanilla a’f so no real dirty kinks
Though he will try practically anything at least once
He doesn’t have a favorite position but he’s likely to stick with the most simple
He studies his partner’s body their first time so that he knows exactly what to do in the future
He doesn’t talk dirty but he does tend to talk and it can sometimes get rather off putting (bless his heart)
He doesn’t have a high sex drive so he can survive tours without needing a go-to
He can get pretty vocal
He’d rather make love in a bed than the table
Doesn’t mind a dominant s/o
He likes for his lover to show him what they like
Doesn’t last very long
When he’s close, volume increases and so does speed.
He does lots of research before and after so he knows how to improve
Camus:
He loves to cover his lover’s body in delicious sweets and slowly eat it off of them
The things this man does with whipped cream is glorious
Sex is sensual and passionate but he has a bit of a sadistic side that comes out every now and then
It’s his personal duty to make sure his lover feels good so giving his lover head is a MUST
He tries not to but because his voice is deep his moans can sound pretty loud even when he’s not actually loud
How long he lasts solely depends on how much he needs his lover (some sessions last WAYYY longer than others)
He doesn’t talk dirty at all but he surely let’s his partner know how good he feels
He prefers a submissive s/o
Never leaves his lover hanging (He won’t finish until he knows that they is on the verge or has already)
He can survive being away from his lover for an extended period of time because when he’s with them again he drowns their body in explicit pleasure
If his hair isn’t pinned up, he loves it when he feels his s/o fingers entangles in his hair
When he’s close, he tends to bite his partner as way to muffle his moans
He absolutely loves to come at the same time as his lover
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