ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

Hey!! Can i get headcanons for Tyki Allen Kanda and Lavi with a fem s!o who is asking for a lap dance. Their reactions and whether they would comply or not and if they are good at it? Nsfw if you want. Thanks!!

exorcistcupid:

(I do not do NSFW, but I can tell you what I feel like their reactions might be to being asked for such a thing.)

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  • Tyki is caught off guard, to say the least. He did not foresee this conversation happening when he woke up this morning.
  • Probably a little hesitant because he’s not sure why you would want him to. Is it because of his Noah outfit? He probably blames his Noah outfit.
  • It’s not something he’d really be into himself, so he won’t agree outright, though over time…Eh, why not? It’s not like he’s doing this for just anybody, it’s just you. If it was otherwise, he might feel a little awkward about it.
  • Doesn’t think it’s a big deal so he expects you to not make a big deal out of it. If you still want him to do it and not be stiff in his movements, don’t make it out to be a huge deal. Trust me, it’ll ruin the experience.
  • Probably a one-time deal sort of thing. You got him to do it once, why do you want him to do it again? He’s just a hypocrite like that, considering he loves getting lap dances from you(unless you tell him not to touch, in which case, he isn’t a fan).

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  • Allen is….incredibly surprised, and incredibly bashful at the suggestion.
  • He’d do anything for you but that….that’s a tough thing to ask of him.
  • His face is very red and he’s looking everywhere but at you. 
  • Let him think about it for a bit. He doesn’t even think he knows how to do it. 
  • If you guys have been together long enough, he would maybe consider it. Especially if he’s older and more relaxed. 
  • It would definitely take some convincing on your part, that’s for sure.

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  • Nope. No. Definitely not. Kanda’s not going to do it.
  • This isn’t even a tsundere no, or a “I’m saying this but I’ll probably still do it if you ask or beg enough” no. It’s a very firm no. 
  • At least you’ll be spared any harsh words. All he’ll say is “no”, haha. Not unless you keep pushing it. 
  • He doesn’t even know why you’d ask him??? He wouldn’t know how to do it. The thought doesn’t make him bashful, it just confuses him.

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  • Lavi’s not bashful, just surprised. He didn’t know you were into that kind of thing, and he thought he had you all figured out.
  • He’d take the less amount of convincing compared to the others, that’s for sure. The only amount of convincing you might have to get him to stop teasing you about it and take it seriously.
  • He’ll tease you about it, though. No one escapes his teasing. He’s lighthearted about it, though, and makes sure you know he’s just playing. He doesn’t mind that you asked that of him.
  • Only issue is…he’s never done it before? He’s not much of a dance unless it’s meant to make people laugh as he flounders about. 
  • He wouldn’t do it immediately, though; he’s going to make sure he surprises you with it. You know, like how you surprised him with the question.

Headcannons of Allen and Kanda’s s/o is cooking them dinner but when they are chopping something they cut their finger, what are Allen and Kanda’s reaction?

exorcistcupid:

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  • Allen quickly runs over and checks on your. He holds your hand gently, examining the finger. Panic drips from his voice as he asks you over and over if you want to go to the nurse, even if it isn’t that bad.
  • If it isn’t serious, he’ll fetch the first aid kit and gently treat the wound.
  • He’s the type to constantly apologize every time he does something(cleaning the wound, applying alcohol, applying ointment, wrapping it). You are dating such a worry-wort.
  • When he’s done and it’s all wrapped up, he’ll kiss your hand before shaking his head at the situation.
  • He asks you to be more careful, but it’s more for his sake than your own–every injury you get takes a few years off his life span. Sweet, but also a little over-dramatic.

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  • Kanda is slow to react. Unless you are screaming, he doesn’t think it’s serious. In fact, he might not even notice.
  • If you make a big deal about it or whatever, he’ll sigh and take your hand to look at it, before deeming that it’s not too bad and that you were overreacting.
  • Not the type to kiss it better, but he will wrap it up for you if it’s on your dominant hand. 
  • He sighs every time you complain. He’s not very gentle when treating you, but Kanda is hardly ever gentle, so he’s not being intentionally cruel or anything.
  • When he’s done, he’ll call you clumsy and tells you to be more careful.

Oh headcanons on what kissing alma would be like would treat me So right 😍

exorcistcupid:

(Anon this is a blessed request and I love it)

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  • Kissing Alma is an experience. You never know what you’re going to get.
  • You must know, however, that in this life, you were Alma’s first kiss, as surprising as that may be. He’s so charming, how could he not have kissed someone before? It’s the truth, though, you’re his first.
  • Let’s say you kiss him first. You pull him down and press your lips against his. He’s stiff and his face in warm beneath your touch. His eyes are wider than saucers and his hands are hovering. 
  • Run your fingers through his hair, it’s super soft and it’ll help him relax. His hands fall to your waist, and he doesn’t pull you closer, nor does he push you away. He returns the kiss, but is shy, uncertain. It’s a slow dance and you have to take the lead. 
  • Once he gets used to the sensation of your lips against his, the way your body feels beneath his hands, he’s much more open to initiating kisses. 
  • He’s the type to get excited, grab your face, and pull you into the kiss. These kisses take your breath away and make you dizzy. You can feel his smile and his heart beating against your chest.
  • Slow kisses are saved for the bedroom, when you’ve both settled in and he’s laying next to you, gazing at you as if you were the one who put the stars in the sky and suddenly his mouth is on yours again but there’s no rush, there isn’t anything that needs to be done. His weight is like a warm blanket, and his fingertips skim across your face, mapping out all of the details. He kisses you every time you laugh or giggle from the sensation.
  • Of course, we cannot forget the quick pecks to cheeks or the corner of mouths. He will not pull you in for a proper kiss if you peck him, because he’ll be flustered. It’s hard to believe the boy you spent hours kissing slowly the night before turned scarlet at the slightest brush of your lips.