So I play a cheesy but cute dating sim where you are a modern girl who gets worm-holed into the past. Imagine that but with Vladcard. You have to concede you’ve actually traveled through time/space. Vampires (and god knows what else) are real. Vlad the Impaler is now a vampire and evil?? He wants you in some romantic way???? After being inevitably captured you are bathed and put in fancy period-appropriate clothing. Everything is strange and confusing and what are the marriage customs?????

monsterloversanonymous:

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THIS

IS THE CHEESINESS I LIVE FOR

realistic story lines?? NO. We’re time-traveling to smooch ancient vampire kings

may I request headcanons for Alucard dating someone who has a small child from a previous relationship? (and Alucard bonding with the tiny human)

monsterloversanonymous:

Sure thing! ♡

  • It makes no difference to him in their relationship -he’s by no means jealous or upset by the presence of a child or a past lover.
  • In fact, it’s quite the opposite. He’s more respectful of his future S/O upon first meeting, as he tends to hold people who have struggled and experienced life in a higher regard.
  • When his relationship with his S/O grows close/romantic, he’ll start to feel some sense of obligation towards their child. He won’t promise to step up and fill the place of their absent parent or any mushy nonsense like that, but he does keep a closer eye on the youngster, and provides extra support should his S/O require it.
  • At the start he’s neutral towards, but protective of the child. He holds no attachment to them personally, but understands how dear they are to his S/O, so he keeps the little thing safe.
  • Though he isn’t attached to them at first, he is quite playful with them. He’ll join them in little games if they request, ask them what they think about things, laugh when the child tells him something funny or embarrassing about his S/O, ect.
  • Quickly becomes endeared by the child if they prove to be clever, fiery or mischievous. He’ll gladly encourage any of their antics or curiosity, laughing whenever they cause trouble for someone.
  • Babysitting shenanigans. S/O has something important to do one day and asks their snookums to look after the child. Cue Alucard being terrible at doing just that.
  • How should he have known that showing them how to use a rapier wasn’t the proper way to bond with a kid? He was only teaching them to aim for the major arteries.
  • The kid honestly adores their mom/dad’s giant weirdo boyfriend. The two try awkwardly to bond in normal ways, but it always devolves into some tomfoolery.
  • -which is how the bats ended up being set loose at the zoo, after Alucard and the child mutually agreed that this particular bonding activity was absolutely dull.
  • Eventually he’ll come to see them as his own, just as he did with Seras. He becomes quite doting, and even somewhat proud of them, even if they’re just a little human who hasn’t exactly experienced much yet.
  • Somewhere down the line they end up calling him “dad”. He doesn’t correct them.
  • It’s actually the kid who gets embarrassed at their slip up and tries to correct themselves, while Alucard smiles at them smugly.
  • The first moment he realizes he’s grown fond of them, he’ll stare thoughtfully for a bit, before telling his S/O that they’ve managed to create quite an interesting little child.

Imagine modern alucard asking for a lock of your hair to keep in a no-shit locket or smth. Pressing flowers with special meanings for you. Bringing a small gift to a meeting. These old, intricate courting rituals because dating is a concept that’s still a little foreign to the no-life king. You try to do research on these things and maybe even flub it up a bit. He adores you tried and just kisses your forehead. Look up the courting ritual with a knife and sheath, that’s him. – flower anon

monsterloversanonymous:

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL YES I LIVE FOR DRAMATIC OLD-SCHOOL ROMANCE

The lock of hair thing is my favorite. The more I think about it the more it’s such a shockingly gentle gesture. A genuine, unassuming request from a man usually cold and vicious, for something so simple? lksjdfj it melts my heart

If you’re anything like me, getting too into it and making your partner bleed is d i s t r e s s (I’m fairly subby tho). Imagine scratching or biting alucard and accidentally making him bleed and all you can do is apologize. He just kisses you and tells you how sexy it was, how much he cares for you and oh god would you do that again???? – flower anon

monsterloversanonymous:

AAAHH what a cute idea!! S/O freaking out and Alucard’s all heart eyes, lol!

Hi again, would it be too much to ask if I requested a piece of writing where Alucard is furiously and sloppily making out with an anon? Thank youuu <3

myhellhole:

It felt so good to finally have him back. He was only gone for a few weeks, but it had felt like ages. Every time he called you talked to him for hours just so you could hear his voice again. 

The day he came back you were sitting on your bed when suddenly you felt the mattress dip. Opening your eyes, you found him sitting on the edge next to your feet, looking down at you with a sweet smile. You shot up to hug him so fast that you nearly lost your balance and fell off the side, but you didn’t care. All you cared about was getting your arms around him. 

“Al! I’m so glad you’re home,” You squealed. 

You wrapped your arms around him in the tightest hug you could manage. He put his arms around your waist, pulling you even closer to him. 

“Did you miss me?” He whispered. 

“More than you could imagine,” You replied, burring your face in his coat. 

He smelled like gunpowder and smoke, probably since he had just gotten back from his mission. He probably bypassed changing to come see you. 

“I missed you too. Can you guess how badly?” He teased. 

“Why don’t you show me?” 

You knew you were in for it at that point, but you wanted him so badly you didn’t care. In a flash he was on you, pinning you down on the bed with his own body. He held your hands above your head as he smirked, his lips only inches from your own. With one final grin, he captured your lips in a fevered kiss. 

The two of you were so desperate for each other that the kiss started to get a bit messy. As it deepened, you two started to go wild. His huge tongue worked it’s way past your lips, then started to go all over the place, tasting every inch of your mouth. You tried to keep up, but he was far too fast. Soon spit was beginning to run down your chin. 

When you two broke for air, there was a strand of saliva connecting your lips. As you breathlessly gazed up at him, you could see a change in his eyes. His face contorted into a smirk.

“If that was enough to leave you breathless then it’s going to be a long night,” He teased, wiping his mouth. 

“I’m only getting started,” You replied. 

“Me too.”

The two of you went back to his little welcome home present, that lasted for well over 3 hours. 

Dating Alphonse Elric Would Include

randomfandomimagine:

Requested by anon:

hello, i really liked the requests you did for al and wondered if you had any general relationship or kissing headcanons for him? you can choose whichever you like best ^^ thank you! 

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A/N: So here’s general headcanons about dating Al, let me know if you wanted something more specific or something, anon! 😛

  • Ever since you met, you’ve gotten along so well!
  • You have a natural connection and it’s so easy to chat with him
  • Each other’s presence is also reassuring and somehow familiar
  • It puts you in a good mood
  • You have a very close relationship
  • You found yourself traveling with them
  • Because, although not as well, you get along with Ed too
  • When you found out about their past, you just wanted to help
  • At first it was very weird for you to think about Al’s armor
  • But with time you grew used to it and found it more normal
  • Even if you can’t wait for him and Ed to get their bodies back
  • Suggesting things for Al to put on his list when he recovers his body
  • Especially things he cant eat!
  • You call each other cute nicknames
  • Even if it’s mostly abbreviations of your names
  • Inside jokes that make you both giggle
  • You laugh a lot when you’re together
  • Whether is with jokes or just because you have so much fun
  • Pointing out cute cats to each other
  • Lots of playfulness
  • Besides the fun and cute part of your relationship, you care a lot
  • Alphonse talks to Edward too, but he also loves talking to you
  • And since he doesn’t want to burden his brother even more too
  • You’re always there to listen to him and try to cheer him up
  • At the same time, Al is always so attentive towards you
  • He listens carefully when you have anything to say
  • You can tell how much he adores you, even with that emotionless armor
  • How passionate his voice sounds around you, how excited and lively
  • You and Al can chat for literally hours
  • Every night you find yourselves talking about whatever random thing
  • Until you eventually give in to exhaustion
  • Because talking to him you hadn’t even realized how tired you were
  • And when you wake up you are always covered with a blanket
  • Alphonse looks after you a lot
  • More than once, he’s used his armor as a shield to protect you
  • He loves hugging you because he can almost feel your warmth against his cold and empty armor
  • Also taking your hand, even if it is in his big glove
  • It’s a bit of an oddysey, but you stick together no matter what
  • You’re always there for each other
  • And in a way, the journey is easier having each other close
  • Then everything’s over and you can have normal lives
  • When you finally see him in his actual body you tear up
  • After so long, you see him and you swear you haven’t seen something as beautiful in your life
  • He’s very thin after all, but you two joke saying he finally gets to eat all he’s been wanting
  • Or how you pictured him differently
  • Since you met him already in the armor
  • You actually hug him (for the first actual time) and it literally takes you actual minutes to be able to let go of him
  • And when you had your actual first kiss you nearly melted
  • It was so tender and chaste yet passionate
  • It definitely was worth the wait
  • Ever since then, you’re inseparable
  • Almost always you’re keeping the physical contact
  • After all, you both waited a lot for it

EDWARD’S VERSION! 

Here I am again, from requesting the previous human Al headcanons ^^ I was wondering if you could add headcanons on how he’d set up a romantic date at home for his s/o, to your writing list? Thank you in advance and have a great day!

randomfandomimagine:

Here you are again, thank you so much, Alphonse anon! Yup, you’re official called that now 😛 Here are your headcanons, cutiepie! :3


Alphonse:

  • It depends if it’s improvised or not
  • Usually, Al loves preparing surprises for you
  • And he loves surprises himself, but he likes being prepared for you
  • He never oposses to a calm day inside, but he’s so romantic!
  • Whenever you hang out, he just wants to make it an special ocassion
  • Because you’re special for him, okay? He adores you
  • So if it’s improvised and you decide to stay in out of the blue, he’ll adapt
  • He’ll make up for the lack of romanticism with cuddles
  • Lots and lots of cuddles
  • And maybe a little playfulness
  • Or just silliness to make you smile or laugh
  • But the good stuff comes when he has the time to prepare something
  • Whenever he can, he sets up a romantic date
  • Sometimes outside with a cute little picnic or something
  • But he knows how much you enjoy just staying it, it’s so cozy
  • So he will prepare something perfect for you: dinner and movie
  • He’s not the best at cooking, but he’ll try for you
  • Something quite simple so he doesn’t mess up your favorite meal
  • But also prepares a delicious dessert for you
  • Then there’s your favorite movie with your favorite snacks
  • All with mood lighting and in a cute little fort
  • And overall, cuddles, never forget the cuddles!

Tagging:

@anonymoiselle, @overpowered-insanity, @dancewaterdance02

 

Dating Edward Elric Would Include

randomfandomimagine:

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A DATING AL WAS REQUEST AND I WANTED TO WRITE ONE FOR ED TOO, SO HERE IT IS, ENJOY! 😀

  • Ever since you met, things seem so easy with him
  • Conversation flows on its own
  • He seems to understand you all the time
  • And you just have a good vibe together
  • So it wasn’t strange that you became friends quickly
  • And eventually best friends
  • Until you became a little more than that when you started dating
  • Winding him up by calling him ‘shortie’ (you better run though)
  • You argue a lot
  • The friendly kind of bickering that oddly shows your affection
  • Because you’re never really angry at each other
  • You don’t argue with Ed, hardly ever
  • At least not for real, it’s always playful
  • If you do, it’s about something very important and serious
  • About a big disagreement
  • And you might avoid each other for a few days
  • But in the end you work it out and make up
  • Whenever you need each other, you’re always there
  • Ed never hesitates to defend or protect you
  • He has these little silent gestures that you adore
  • Like when he notices you’re cold and puts his red coat over you
  • Or when you’re too quiet and he knows you’re worried
  • Ed will then nudge you and asks you to ‘spit it out’ 
  • Won’t stop until you tell him what you’re upset about
  • He never loses a chance to cheer you up or comfort you
  • He never openly tells you how much you mean to him
  • But it’s things like these that remind you of it
  • Edward doesn’t like talking about feelings, really
  • Or quickly brushes it off when an emotional conversation happens
  • But you get him to open up a little
  • Even though you two have your own way of communicating
  • Mostly not even needing words
  • You know what the other is thinking with just a glance
  • And you know what each of his smiles mean
  • A lot of teasing
  • Especially trying to fluster the other
  • You love trying to make Ed blush, it’s just fun
  • For example, randomly kissing his cheek
  • When he least expects it too
  • He just begins mumbling and blushing like crazy
  • He tells you off to hide his embarrassment
  • Edward does the same to you too
  • And instead of teasing you about it like you do, he laughs
  • Like full on loud guffaws of laughter
  • You usually call him just ‘Ed’ and he calls you by your abbreviation too
  • When you use full names, you know something’s off
  • “Edward!” “It wasn’t me!”
  • It just depends on the tone as well
  • “Edward…” “What’s wrong, who do I have to kill?” 
  • Same goes for him, even if he tries not to make it noticeable
  • When he calls you simply Y/N, you know something’s up
  • Most of the time it slips his mind because he doesn’t want you to worry
  • But you do, because of course you do, you care a lot
  • Trying to distract him when he’s upset
  • For example, when his automail are especially painful
  • Or when he’s worried about Al
  • You always reassure him saying he’s doing his best
  • Because Ed pressures himself too much to help his brother
  • You get along with Alphonse extremely well too
  • And Edward is so happy to see you’re friends with Al
  • He feels better knowing you care about his brother
  • Knowing that you’ll protect him too
  • Even if sometimes he regrets your friendship
  • Because Al wil tease his brother a lot about you
  • Physical affection is not too common between Ed and you
  • There are lots of hugs of all kinds
  • Random and carefree, celebratory, affectionate, emotional…
  • But there is a lot of cuddling even if it’s mostly subconscious
  • Like putting your head in his shoulder during train journeys
  • Or falling asleep over each other
  • Or him leaning on you sometimes
  • Maybe even holding hands without realizing
  • You might not tell each other often, but you love the other a lot

Dating Greed Would Include

randomfandomimagine:

Requested by anon:

Can you do a ‘Dating Greed (FMA) Would Include’?

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A/N: I really need to rewatch or reread FMA because I’m not familiar with many characters, Greed being one of them. But I wanted to give this a try, sorry if this is short or not too accurate. 

  • It’s not clear if you’re actually dating
  • You two are together, but don’t know in which way
  • None of you can really say what your relationship exactly is
  • All you know is you spend a lot of time together
  • And that, in a way or another, you are together 
  • He loves showing off in front of you
  • To remind you how strong and cool he is
  • Mostly, in fights he shows off a lot
  • Also, flustering you is his favorite pastime
  • Greed can be so cocky and cheeky, it gets to you
  • And he enjoys watching you blush and be embarrassed
  • All that aside, he cares so much about you
  • Sometimes he might not show it
  • At least not openly, but he does cares
  • He’s deadly protective of you
  • No one should dare mess with you
  • Or they will face the consequences
  • As in he would violently get revenge on them

Tagging:

@anonymoiselle, @overpowered-insanity, @dancewaterdance02

Boom Goes The Dynamite

pluskirishima:

“Look at that shitty pikachu, his stupid hair, his stupid face, his stupid-” 

“Are you still upset about Kaminari flirting with (Y/N)?” Kirishima snickered along with everyone else at the table. Bakugou glared at his red haired friend as the whole table burst into laughter at his grumpier attitude. 

The blonde huffed, narrowing his crimson eyes at the two walking into the dining hall. He felt his blood boil as Kaminari draped his arm over her shoulder, resting his head against hers as her giggle filled the room. “That should be fucking me.” He growled as Kirishima choked on the food he was eating. 

“Bro, if you’re that upset about (Y/N) and Denki, why don’t you just confess to her? Jealousy isn’t a manly thing.” He shrugged, ripping a chunk of meat from his lunch as his matching crimson eyes flickered between his angry friend and his other idiotic one across the dining hall, smirking to himself as he gave Denki a subtle nod. 

Kaminari laughed, shooting his friend a thumbs up, leading the girl over to the table, where there were only two empty seats left, coincidentally next to Bakugou. “Hey guys, sorry we were late. (Y/N) had a little trouble in the bathroom.” The electric boy smiled cheekily, pulling the girl closer to him as he leaned a bit too close to Bakugou, who was visibly shaking with rage at this point. 

“It wasn’t my fault! Mineta spilled juice on my skirt and it’d be all sticky if I didn’t wash it off a bit.” She grumbled, hiding her red cheeks as a small explosion sounded beside them. Everyone’s eyes widened at Bakugou, who’s side of the table was charred. “Are you okay, Suki?” (Y/N) asked, leaning over Kaminari to put a reassuring hand on his arm, causing him to tense up. 

“Shut the fuck up.” He growled, turning his head to hide the red hue scattering along his cheeks. Kaminari smirked and hugged (Y/N)’s waist that stretched over him, snuggling against her shoulder. “Wow! Just like (Y/N) to be so caring about others! Even grumpy, old Bakugou.” He cooed, squishing her cheeks as she whined and slapped at his hands. 

A growl resonated from Bakugou’s throat, standing up quickly from his seat and gripping the back of the yellow haired boy’s uniform. “Wait-Wait, Bakugou I was kidding!” He yelled frantically as he was dragged out of the cafeteria, sending a pleading gaze to his friends, who only watched wide-eyed. “You guys owe me!” He yelled as he was dragged out of eye-sight, followed by an explosion and lightening. 

Kaminari came back, holding two thumbs up as he short circuited and ditzily waddled across the dining hall. The group at the table burst into laughter as Bakugou took the unoccupied seat next to (Y/N), who snickered at the yellow haired boy. She rested her head on Bakugou’s shoulder, laughing softly as she gripped his bicep. “You didn’t have to do that, you know?” She whispered to him, poking his cheek so he could look at her. 

Bakugou scoffed, rolling his eyes as he flicked her nose. “He was getting too touchy with you, I didn’t like it.” He mumbled, but subtly leaned into her touch when he heard her giggle more. 

“Well you didn’t have to. I like you way more than Denki.” She smiled, pinching his cheek as he looked at her in bewilderment. “You do?” He said in shock, but quickly covered it with a scoff. “I mean, of course you do. I’m fucking amazing. Better than that off brand pikachu.” 

“That.. and there’s no way I’d have any romantic feelings for my cousin. That’d be weird.” 

“He’s your fucking what-?!”