leerans:

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

o word? well Michaels bf just turns him over in bed and lifts his ass up and begins working like its the last supper and stroking him underneath while michael is moaning, practically screaming into the pillow he has his face buried into from the over stimulation of his boyfriends tongue rimming, dipping in just barely and dripping wet down his length, he cant handle it but he cant get enough “b-baby please.. i cant anymore..” “yes you can and you will” as he continues even messier with a slurp

ritualmichael:

so uh,,,, this fucked me up