Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold – save on your electricity bill.
You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
Speaking of shampoo – if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch – it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff
Addition: the natural acidity of a vagina can bleach the gusset on darker underwear. It’s perfectly normal.
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alphonse elric is gay cuz only homos know how to dress that good but edward elric is gay too cuz only homos know how to dress that bad. theres two types of gays. winry is in the “dresses well” section because she’s a legend with whatever she wears no matter what.
where does this leave ling
he can go one or two ways, because the titties out thing is pretty iconic but he wears poofy asshole pants and i cant forgive him for that. the sword is a nice touch though.
Thank you so much! I’ll tone down the heavy petting part though as to not make the ficlet rating pass the “lime” tier!
And so the movie ended. A heartwarming story about two people who understood each other more at a level not comprehended by other folks. The ending was so sweet and heartfelt you both felt all fuzzy inside until the credits stopped rolling.
After such a movie session, your lover is almost sleeping. Maybe romance ain’t his thing. Which is valid, of course. You bring a hand to his cheek and watch as his lazy blue eyes open and glow at the sight of your face. His cheeks become a light cobalt and his throat vibrates. Man…you love when he does that.
You touch your forehead with his, and his large hands lift you off the bed, and lower you right on top of his chest. “that movie was cute doll; it reminded me of us;” whispered Mallek, his voice blending with his purrs. His tone and cutesy eyes, begging for your care and attention, were irresistible to you. Gatheting all of your courage, you kiss him. You’re not one to make the first move, so you were afraid to fuck up the situation and ruin the mood.
But surprisingly enough, he seems really into it. Holding your head with one hand, he pretty much takes over your body, controlling your movements and positions with nothing much other than his arms and hands. Your mouth is filled by his ophidian tongue, which slithers around while his teeth prod your lips. What a sloppy mess! One of his claws begins to tease at your neck and earns a nervous moan from you. Once he hears your little love sound, his eyes widen and become thin little slits. Man, his eyes REALLY are blue, huh? Guess that made him excited. His neck caresses become stronger, and more aggressive. It’s making you shiver and pant. Another one of his hands have moved to the bottom of your abdomen and slips up under the hoodie you’re wearing, feeling the silky, soft skin of your belly.
Oh, man. These claws again! They tickle so much. You can’t handle it anymore. The way he’s kissing you so deeply, his touch on your neck and stomach, and his hot, love-drunk, flushed face…you gasp loudly and collapse on top of his chest. His lips pull away from yours and thick strands of a weird saliva slurry connect your tongues together before dissipating and dripping all over his hoodie. Mallek’s eyes look like they’re about to close at any moment, now. All he lets out is a quiet chortle. He takes his hands off your clothes and looks deep into your eyes.
“you taste so goddamn good darling; dont worry about the mess; i got more of these in my closet; but for now i think you gotta rest; sleep tight my love;”
The last thing you see before you drift off into a deep slumber is a pair of glowing cerulean orbs, gazing peacefully at your sleepy face.
At first he delivers shocking jolts each time you kiss, due to his own nervousness and lack of experience with kissing people he had feelings for. He tries to brush it off in a joking manner, talking about kissing you being electrifying, but it’s clear he’s trying to hide his embarrassment behind humor. After he’s used to kissing you, the jolts don’t happen nearly as often, only occurring when you give him surprise kisses.
W– Waking up to you:
How could he not feel lucky every morning he woke up, when the first thing he got to see was your beautiful face? Mornings seemed more tolerable, he actually awoke excited to start the day, sometimes jolting you from your slumber as well. You tell him the novelty of waking up next to you will wear off eventually as it’s just how life went, but it doesn’t really seem to with Kaminari, as his enthusiasm doesn’t seem to wear down not matter how much time passes.
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