Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It’s a magical hat and you’re an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.
being a dad would make him such a sap. you would wake up in the morning to see her in bed with you both, cuddled up to michael’s bare chest and wouldn’t even question it anymore because it was becoming a regular thing for him to want her close to you at night instead of so far away in her crib.
“Y-you’re what?” he would look at you, wide-eyed and slack-jawed.
“I’m pregnant,” you repeated, the words sounding foreign in your mouth but you couldn’t stop the smile that was forming on your lips.
Michael quickly wrapped his arms around you, burying his face in your neck and shaking his head. You could already feel the tears against your skin. He lifted you off the ground as he hugged you, both of you laughing and holding each other so tightly.
All of a sudden he set you down and stepped back, his hands out as if he was trying to steady you.
“Sorry, I should be gentle,” he said cautiously and you admired how quickly he caught on to the paternal habits.
“The baby isn’t even a baby yet,” you laughed, shaking your head and pulling him back to you. “He’s like a pea right now.”
“He?” he asked, a grin taking over his face.
“I have a feeling,” you shrugged, mimicking his bashful expression.
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SFW:
Despite loving his s/o with all of his tar-ridden heart, Sebastian never truly felt the need to get married; however, he’d wouldn’t object if that was what his s/o wanted because he’d think it would be interesting
Would generally take care of a majority of the house chores since he already does them for Ciel, but his s/o would usually help out with his errands so that they could spend more time together
Doesn’t mind giving his spouse a massage of their feeling particular bad after a long day and he gives the best massages; he starts in the lower back before slowly creeping up to the shoulders
He doesn’t particularly like children because of their temperaments and seemingly low intelligence levels, but he is genuinely fascinated by babies and if he were to have any he’d like to sstay besides the crib to watch them throughout the night
Because demons don’t need sleep, if he and his human spouse were to have kids Sebastian would have night duty and make sure his child(ren) complete their bedtime routines so his s/o could have a good nights rest
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