here have a nervous idiot and a cute bug alien for ur idiot and alien needs. dimitri (the sort-of-human) is like 300% hangups and nerves so he dies inside when io does anything romance or Horny (however he gets v into it)
Originally, your orc boyfriend lived in the apartment next door. When he saw you, he was positively enchanted but couldn’t muster up the courage to talk to you at first. So, for several months, you kept receiving anonymous love notes and bouquets of flowers.
You finally got together after a power outage. You didn’t have any candles or fresh batteries, so you went over to ask your handsome orc neighbor if he had anything to spare. His flushed countenance and stammering as well as a fresh bouquet on his counter gave him away as your secret admirer. You invited him over for dinner the next night, and you’ve been seeing each other ever since.
It never ceases to make you internally laugh at the fact that people tend to avoid you when you’re both out purely because your boyfriend is built like a tank when, in reality, he’s a complete and utter softie. Whereas you’re willing to start and finish arguments, he’s a pacifist by nature. He won’t even kill a bug. You told him to kill the cockroach you found under the sink; he doesn’t know it, but you saw him put it outside. You even swore that you heard him whisper, “Stay safe, little buddy.”
Your boyfriend is introverted and would rather spend his day with you or a few close friends/family rather than a large group. He will go to parties and crowded places to please you, but he does get exhausted rather easily, so you make sure to give him time to recharge.
He loves to give you hugs. You oftentimes have to shoo him away while you’re cooking or cleaning because he doesn’t want to let go.
You are his entire world. Despite your protests, he makes sure to give you gifts for little things like month anniversaries, and he reminds you every day of how beautiful you are and how fortunate he is to have you in his life.
wait yes ugh the idea of her being a viewer and then him finding out and just doing all of the things he talks about teasingly in his videos to her would be,,,,, so hot
he also gives you a pink, fluffy lamma with santa hat on top of its head (he thought its cute) ((it really is btw))
big ass blanket is also included for future snuggles
MATCHING CHRISTMAS SWEATERS. dont argue with me on this
naughty clothes saved for later~
and a lot of kisses~
Lucifer:
“Do you prefer Rolls-Royce or Lamborghini?”
dont get me wrong, he asks this deadly serious
it doesnt matter if you can drive or not, hes gonna give it to you anyway
if you cant decide he’ll give you both lol
is ready to spend all of his money from his bank account
jewelry, clothes, smaller and bigger gifts – overall he spent like 3$ million on presents for you
in fact, he bought that many things because he couldn’t decide what was best
“Love, it is not expensive. You are worth a lot more than that. Next year, I promise, I am going to double this year’s cost-”
BONUS: Luci will wear santa’s hat in your presence like all day. sure he and Christmas is like uh oh but he’ll do anything to make u smile
Amaimon:
he’s in a deep shit
cuz he knows like nothing about giving christmas gifts
decides to look it up on the internet
gives you socks.
with santa’s face on them???
GIVES YOU LITERALLY AN ENORMOUS BAG FILLED WITH SWEETS
and some kind of a plant that like never dies?? it also changes colors of its petals every day and appears rose-like
Rin:
SWEETHEART
he doesn’t have much money so he decides to make an album filled with pictures of both of you.
and its thicc believe me
writes a whole list of reasons why he loves you and how much you mean to him
i see him giving you a very long, warm scarf
a CD of your fave band is here too!
generally he has many ideas of really meaningful gifts but cant afford some and is like :”(
Rin also spends a lot of time thinking if the chosen present is good enough. he wants you to remember how much he loves you, appreciates being there for him and trusting him when everyone lost their faith in him
Yukio:
has some of Amaimon’s genes cuz he doesn’t really know what he should get for you either
his first thing in mind is a watch or a gold bracelet?
he wants to give you something practical, something you could mostly use on a daily basis
a good perfume is also an option
eventually he gives you pretty expensive earrings – if you don’t wear them, you can find a bracelet
Can we just sit down and talk about this motherfucking scene for a goddamed second? Seriously??? Everyone always goes off about how Tony and Bruce have this remarkable chemistry. Which they do, sciencebros is my baby and always will be.
But Tony is not the ONLY person who treats Bruce like every other person. Sure, Steve’s a little formal about it, but that’s STEVE all over. He’s polite and formal and doesn’t want to push any buttons. Not because he’s afraid of the Hulk, no, he just doesn’t want to insult someone who seems nice enough????
Sometimes I’m worried that all Tony sees is the Hulk, because while yes, it is a part of Banner, it is not who he is completely, we all carry our anger, but it is not entirely who we are. Steve makes that differentiator and god I LOVE him for it.
AND BRUCE JUST GETS TIGHT LIPPED AND NODS LIKE WOW STEVES A REALLY SWEET FUCKING GUY
Also, come on he talks to the Hulk and it’s kind of the cutest thing ever.
AND HE ALSO TALKS TO HULK LIKE HE’S A PERSON CAPABLE OF TAKIN ORDERS AND BEING PART OF THE GROUP I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE AMOUJTN OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS TREATED HULK LIKE HE WAS MORE THAN JUST A RGAE MOSNTER THAT NEEDED OT BE PLACATED IN MCU DONT FUCKGIN TOU CH ME THATS THE MOMENT HULK GOES STEVE = FRIEND. his entire life people have told him not to smash and steves like go get em tiger do your thing we love you
also a lot of people talk about the avengers checkin steve right the fuck OUT so can we just appreciate the once over bruce gives him like same man fuckin same like “wow thats america wow so free look at that body wowow”
my punctuation gradually deteriorated but if you dont think that hulk and steve would sit around finger painting together you’re dead fucKING WRONG i love these two so much it’s gross eugh
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