Not going to lie, the first time I read this entry I thought that by “chick magnets” you meant chocobos. I really don’t know what I was thinking, maybe about baby Prompto, but I was very confused as I read through all of this the first time because I read “chick magnets” and I was like “baby chocobos”.
My first confusion was “wait, no, I don’t- how…how are cute kids- how do they attract baby chocobos? I don’t understand…” and I kept reading and it was only after I re read it that I was like “OH NO WAIT, HUMAN CHICKS, AHAHAHAHAHA!”
And honestly I’m not even embarrassed about this.
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ANYWAY!
YES.
YES TO ALL OF THIS…THIS…THIS BRILLIANT SCENARIO.
This has EVERYTHING that’s needed in life. Baby Prompto, Papa Cor, and Cor being an awkward lamppost when people try to flirt with him.
Y E S
Cor taking toddler Prom for a day out is so, so adorable. :’3 He wants to bond with his little one, and wants Prommy to have fun. I imagine Cor holding his hand in every moment, or carrying him in arms at times (it’s easier, because Cor is very tall and Prommy is tiny, so having his hand held is a bit awkward for both), and Prom being a happy ball of sunshine looking at everything with his huge adorable eyes, poiting, pulling from his hand or pants or bouncing in his arms and telling him where to go or asking him endless questions.
*sigh* Papa Cor bringing toddler or kid Prom for a fun free day is just such a lovely mental image. I’m madly in love with it
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I want them to have lots of fun together, dammit! Let kid Prom enjoy! Let Cor laugh and smile with him! Hgdnfgndinginf
Hahaha, and then the main part of it; people approaching to say hi to Prompto, and women being attracted to them like metal to a magnet because IT’S A SUPER CUTE, ADORABLE LITTLE KID, HGNDFJGNFDJN
I love the idea of Cor being an awkward, super awkward and shy potato when it comes to social interaction, especially with people he doesn’t know. So I see him awkwardly and very nervously standing there while people come to say hi to Prompto. Happy child Prom says hi back, giggles a bit when people make something funny, gets excited and everything; Cor stands there not knowing what to do with his hands omg or where to look or how to say Hi without sounding stupid.
But the worst cases are when it’s women.
They’re standing there, a woman comes close “Hi! Can I say hello to your kid?” like usual, they go down on ankles or bend down to say hi to Prommy, Prommy is at first a little shy but easily gets comfy in their presence, he plays, says Hi, giggles a bit, tells name and age, lets them poke his nose or pinch his cheek, but suddenly they look up and “What is your name? :)”
AND COR IS JUST
GAAAAAAAAAAASPS
THEY TALKING TO ME ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ
Most men and some women just talk with Prommy, and with Cor it’s just “Hi, can I say hello to your kid?” “He’s adorable” and “Thank you, good evening.” BUT SOME WOMEN AND SOME MEN JUST…START TALKING TO HIM? AFTER THEY’RE DONE WITH PROMMY THEY TALK TO HIM?????????
And it’s not nice, no, omg, no! Just- please- talk with my kid he’s better at this than I am, ofmdghf, please Cor don’t say anything stupid, please just don’t, ahddsfs, I didn’t exit the house mentally prepared for interaction that wasn’t my child’s and me *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*
And there we have, awkward papa Cor stuttering and taken off guard, scratching behind his ear as is his Shyness Tic, answering, being awkward, and far too nervous.
The worst cases are when ladies start flirting with him, both because they make him twice the nervous and because he doesn’t even notice what they’re doing
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And it always starts because Cor always slips the info out that he’s a single dad (BECAUSE HE WANTS IT THAT WAY, DAMMIT, NO, HE DOESN’T WANT A WEDDED, SHOO) so ladies are like “Omg then it’s fine to flirt with him aaaaaaah”.
What they don’t know and what they’re underestimating is Cor’s best ability to NOT NOTICE THE FLIRTING.
“He’s absolutely adorable. A treasure of a boy. You’re a lucky dad. :)”
“Uh…yeah…”
“Have we met before?”
“No.”
“Yes, I think we have. I think our kids are in the same class?”
“Hmm…no, sorry.”
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“My, he’s cute!”
“Yeah…”
“And he’s also lucky. You’re a very lucky boy, Prompto, with such a handsome and good dad.”
“Oh. Thank you. I try my best.”
“I’m sure you do. Do you guys want an ice-cream? I pay.”
“No, thank you, we already had one.”
Cor, you’re not catching it.
“What a nice boy you are, Prompto. 🙂 *at Cor* So, do you guys come to this playground often?”
“Not really.”
COR
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“Single dad? Wow, that’s great. You’re so lucky, Prompto. You have an amazing, caring, wonderful dad that loves you dearly.”
“I know
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Lady’s staring at Cor expecting he catches the compliments, but Cor doesn’t.
“You’re a beautiful boy, Prompto! You certainly take after your dad.”
“Uhm, sorry, no, we don’t- don’t share genetics. You can see he’s blond and…”
I need a TV show of this hahahahahahahahahahahahah
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
THIS BRILLIANT SCENARIO. UNGH. YES. I NEED IT MORE THAN I NEED OXYGEN.
UUUUUNGH, thank you for sharing, dear anon, this is one of the best Papa!Cor stories AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hahahahahahahahhahaah!! This is the best way to fix my hilarious yet a bit embarrassing misunderstanding from the first ask
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I love the phrase “Chocochicks gravitate to his kind soul” because like. It’s epic. And where is the lie???? CHOCOCHICKS GRAVITATE TO PROMPTO’S KIND SOUL, CANON CONFIRMED.
Cor freaking out the first times at Wiz’s like “W H e r E i S M y S o N HAVE U SEEN MY SON” only to find kid Prommy buried among chocochicks, laughing.
Later on he just gets used and “Sir didn’t you arrive here with a child? Where is he?”
Cor just points at a bunch of chocochicks and no one except him can difference the feathers from the little lock of blond hair that pops out from among them.
Literally in disbelief when presented with Valentine’s chocolate, like him? Of all people? Him? Not his friends? Not Todoroki? Iida? Or even Bakugou? Him? Seriously?
Can’t comprehend it, he’s so surprised and unbelievably pleased because he can’t deny he has the tiniest hope that you’d look his way as something more than a friend.
“For me???” “No, it was for Todoroki.” “Oh…” cue sad puppy dog face.
Yeah, don’t do this he doesn’t understand sarcasm, it’s not within his range of understanding. Why do you think he has such bad communications with Bakugou? Boy ain’t that sharp when it comes to sarcasm.
“So, uh, do you want me to give it to him or…” he sounds so sad, to be honest like, he will do it, but he doesn’t want to, he really doesn’t want to. Silently wishes that you’d give it yourself. Better fix that fire fast. “No, doofus, that was a joke. This is for you.”
Lit up like a light bulb when he realizes you’re being serious. Him? Right? Him! So proud of it he honestly could hug you right now but he won’t, he is a bit tempted to run to All Might to tell him about the news of course. Yes, he does talk about his crush to All Might, who else would be the best advisor when it comes to romance aside from his mentor.
Is so incredibly happy when he receives the chocolate from you, his hands might shake from the adrenaline. His heart can almost combust from his ribcage right now if you don’t calm him down.
Accidentally said “Marry me” a bit too loud, you might catch wind of it.
Tries to make a joke and plays it off at first when he wants to test ground and sees if you’re interested in him that way. He’s dumb but he’s not that shameless. Aside from his fat crush on you, he also really likes you as a friend and wouldn’t want to ruin that.
You can purposefully tease him about it for shit and giggles, it can be fun watching him getting spun around. Or if you aren’t sadistic, you can give it to him right when he asks. His shocked face is one hundred percents worth the price.
Chocolate? For him? Really?
Nearly has a heart attack, starts gaping, clutches his heart, begins to go back and forth like you? me? us? you? me? then turns around to thank god for this opportunity, thank his parents for giving birth to him, thank himself for not dying everytime he overloads.
Changes attitude really fast in case you have any second thought about giving him the chocolate. Shift 180 degree, go from his mood swing to weirdly smooth
“So does that mean you return my feelings too?” “Yeah, nice try, Denki. We’re not there yet.”
Deflates a bit when you said that, like when Izuku got told his chocolate is for Todoroki, which we both know wasn’t. “Maybe this time next month, who knows.”
Literally shines like a street lamp in happiness now, can’t contain it either. He probably hugs you spontaneously then accidentally zaps you with how much electricity he’s letting out unconsciously.
“OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY” "What happened? Kaminari why are they unconscious on the floor? What did you do?” “WE’LL TALK LATER I NEED TO TAKE THEM TO RECOVERY GIRL”
You had always loved this place when you were growing up. Your grandfathers big cabin was always surrounded by soft white snow during the winter months, and as it sat so out of the way, it was always pure and untouched. Your parents didn’t like him very much, and so you weren’t allowed to see him during the warmer months. But when it started to get cold, you parents always dumped you and your siblings with him, so that they could go on a vacation somewhere tropical.
Whilst your siblings always complained that there was nothing to do, you always adored your time there, and your grandfather. He seemed to adore you just as much, regaling you with many a strange and fanciful stories, that never failed to fill you with childish wonder. It was no surprise then, that when he passed away, he left everything to you, much to the rest of your families frustration and offence.
Standing in front of the large cabin, you smiled sadly, every breath visible in the cold air. It was nice to be back, but it didn’t make things any less sad, you still missed him a great deal, and always would. It had taken you a while to make the cabin your own, but now there wasn’t much else to do. Luckily you worked at home, so your isolated home was rather perfect.
Glancing off to the side, you eyed the wide expanse of pristine snow, lips quirking into a smile. Another thing that you loved about your grandfathers place, was that it sat beside his own massive lake, which never failed to completely freeze over. You had always begged your grandfather to help you clean off a section of ice so that you could play on it, but it was one of the few things he would never agree to.
“One day, when you are older” he would say, giving you that familiar soft affectionate smile and ruffling your hair.
Perking up, you went and grabbed your equipment. Now was a good a time as any, you supposed.
For quite a while, you worked away, humming to yourself as you shifted snow and cleaned the ice as best you could. To your surprise, the ice seemed quite clear, and just as thick as your grandfather had always told you it was. It wasn’t until you had gotten out a little further, that you noticed something under the ice.
At first you figured it must have been a fish or some kind of animal that had wandered in and drowned before the ice had fully set. Unfortunately, as you cleaned the patch of ice more thoroughly, you found something far more unsettling.
Staring up at you, were humanoid creatures, trapped below over a foot of ice, and seemingly frozen in positions of desperation, as if they had been clawing to reach the surface and had then frozen in place. Shakily, you sank down onto your knees and looked closer, tilting your head slightly to peer further along, below the thick layer.
Dozens of the creatures were faintly visible, frozen in similar positions below the clear ice, and suddenly, your thick winter jacket wasn’t quite enough to keep the chill out anymore.
I’m sorry I don’t really want to write nsfw, maybe in the future. It’s kind of an ongoing internal battle to write it. I hope sfw headcanons are okay!
Edward Midford:
What a mcFreaking gentlemen this boy is oh my lord
In my personal opinion, out of everyone, he is one of the sweetest characters in the universe. Besides Agni ofc
I think he is the most logical and relatable in general. Edward is what a true 100% English gentlemen really is. From the stereotypical things that are expected, such as pulling your chair out for you, holding the door open, and waiting for you to walk inside before himself to just being the pure being he is.
He definitely treats you with the upmost respect because as his partner and soulmate, a relationship is built on it, as well as trust. Will never lay a damn hand on you, the mere thought of doing so would make him feel sick to his stomach and visibly upset.
Isn’t the kind of man to assume things or jump to conclusions. If you were acting petty, or dismissing him he would definitely confront you about it first. Maybe you’re upset with him, maybe not. It’s just better to ask, and solve the problem in a logical manner. Ya dig?
Wouldn’t ever lie to you, or even be dishonest. He’s your ride or die, would never ever cheat on you. He is not capable of cheating on the person that means the most to him. He has a few friends, or peers that engage in a “secret affair” with people that aren’t their beloved. He always tries to distance himself with people like that. Doesn’t want you to assume the worst of him.
We already discussed trust, but the boy also values courage, pride, and honor. Chivalry is his middle name. Just a typical Knight you know? Has definitely used “princess” as a nickname for you.
Edward is extremely protective of you, shocker. He alway accompanies his s/o on walks, especially at night. If you want to walk alone, let him know, but be prepared for him to try to argue about it. He can be possessive, but if it’s too much he will figure it out and calm down, at least if he notices your becoming upset with him by it. Yeah he can be jealous, but not because he thinks you’ll leave him.
“It’s not that I don’t trust you! It’s that I don’t trust them!”
Edward treasures three women in his life: His sister, His mother, and you. This is not in any particular order, he will never choose between all three of you. You’re gonna have to worry about getting on their good side though. Lizzy isn’t a problem, will definitely love you right away and want to be your best friend. Momma Midford is a different story. You’re dealing with a momma’s boy, don’t worry it’s not cause she doesn’t like you, she just loves her babies. He loves his family, so he will try to enforce many family activities with you included, when everyone isn’t busy.
He has a very conservative view on things. Argue with him if you will, he won’t ever escalate it and yell at you for it. But he will sulk, and sink in his seat. He isn’t one for PDA, he won’t mind holding your hand or holding you by your waist in public. If you kiss on anywhere, even on the cheek. The prepare for him to stop function. You can tell when he’s about to stop functioning when his cheeks go red.
Wouldn’t be pleased if you’re wearing something too revealing, not because he doesn’t think you’re beautiful. He just doesn’t want people to think of you in a way he knows you aren’t. If you wear things like that for him in private, then that’s a different story. . filled with a lot of eye aversion and heavy blushing, but not really cause he still trying to take a peep.
So so cute, he can go from “hello sir I’m here to take your daughter out” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”. He’ll deny it, and doesn’t think he can be suave. But, as well all saw on the Blue Cult Arc. . he really can be. If he is instructed and taught to be at least. He gathers up his courage to do it. He can’t do it on command, but he can pull that shit naturally. I’m talking about putting his hand on the side of your face being pressed on the nearby wall as his lips are mere inches from your own.
He knows lizzy likes dresses and things like that, so he’ll buy you things like that all the time. With the help of lizzy of course, he isn’t fashionable at all. If you tell him to wear something, or buy him an outfit. HE WILL WEAR IT.
He likes to take strolls around London as dates, he also likes to take you out to eat as dates as well. He doesn’t mind really where you guys go. He doesn’t plan things too, they just kind of happen. All his dates are filled with pure love and adoration though. He really does love you.
You guys spend most of the time at his home in his family’s garden. Everyone can tell how in love you are with eachother.
When he talks to you he’s calm, relaxed, and believe it or not, can make really funny jokes. Enjoy your time with him please.
Will always want to play games with you, like cricket. He loves playing outdoorsy games and doing outdoorsy stuff in general so. If this was modern times, he would definitely make you hike with him is all I’m saying.
Sometimes he just grabs your face and starts to just stare at your eyes. Pulls your hair back, and rubs your back. He just wants to know you’re there, and you’re real. That this love is real, and the stars above you both are real. The world isn’t perfect, not one bit. But, if you stay here, next to him, and love him as he loves you. He can fight anything that tries to come between the both of you.
Toad's Cave 